@dimlan.bsky.social
Exhausted from living in the 21st Century. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Have hot hot hot sport and political takes. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon
Most importantly, Guy sold their life story to Pixar
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Most importantly, Guy sold their life story to Pixar
"People are watching reruns and talking about me"
"They're guessing my age"
"They're guessing my age"
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"People are watching reruns and talking about me"
"They're guessing my age"
"They're guessing my age"
"Science said it was impossible, but I made my tornado-proof AI George Washington 7% more racist!!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Science said it was impossible, but I made my tornado-proof AI George Washington 7% more racist!!"
The character posters are out of control
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The character posters are out of control
<giving China a sly look>
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
<giving China a sly look>
Television is giving mixed messages
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Television is giving mixed messages
They didn't have a game tonight
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They didn't have a game tonight
"Paul, I got you an audition. Now hear me out..."
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Paul, I got you an audition. Now hear me out..."
Me whenever I'm reminded a Naval crimes franchise has made 1,000 episodes
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Me whenever I'm reminded a Naval crimes franchise has made 1,000 episodes