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I could not imagine putting an honest description of myself here.
This morning my fart was so loud and abrasive that my 2 1/2 year old almost cried she was so startled.
After I apologized she told me that I “needed to wipe”.
After I apologized she told me that I “needed to wipe”.
June 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This morning my fart was so loud and abrasive that my 2 1/2 year old almost cried she was so startled.
After I apologized she told me that I “needed to wipe”.
After I apologized she told me that I “needed to wipe”.
Suffering from Hand/Foot/Mouth Disease for the second time on my adult life and it sucks dingus.
June 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Suffering from Hand/Foot/Mouth Disease for the second time on my adult life and it sucks dingus.
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The settlement in House v. NCAA brings an end to the NCAA's long-standing tradition of amateurism. Starting this fall, schools will be able to pay players directly up to a salary cap of $20.5 million.
With $2.7 billion settlement approved, college sports' big money era is officially here
The settlement in House v. NCAA brings an end to the NCAA's long-standing tradition of amateurism. Starting this fall, schools will be able to pay players directly up to a salary cap of $20.5 million.
n.pr
June 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The settlement in House v. NCAA brings an end to the NCAA's long-standing tradition of amateurism. Starting this fall, schools will be able to pay players directly up to a salary cap of $20.5 million.
CHSN sunsetting their OTA coverage in Chicago is the biggest prick move and just a terrible overall decision!
June 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
CHSN sunsetting their OTA coverage in Chicago is the biggest prick move and just a terrible overall decision!
Thinking about the booster box of Mirrodin that me and my cousin went halfsies on back in 2003 at the ripe age of 12.
To have that many packs to crack made me feel like a king.
To have that many packs to crack made me feel like a king.
June 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thinking about the booster box of Mirrodin that me and my cousin went halfsies on back in 2003 at the ripe age of 12.
To have that many packs to crack made me feel like a king.
To have that many packs to crack made me feel like a king.
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we used to be a proper country
May 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
we used to be a proper country
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CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
Drinking and giving Limp Bizkit credit for work on the album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. I need an intervention!
May 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Drinking and giving Limp Bizkit credit for work on the album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. I need an intervention!
I stole this from inzanelyrejected so I could make this joke:
Their best work was Defeathered in the Cluckatorium.
Their best work was Defeathered in the Cluckatorium.
May 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I stole this from inzanelyrejected so I could make this joke:
Their best work was Defeathered in the Cluckatorium.
Their best work was Defeathered in the Cluckatorium.
It happened!
Thanks to the purchase of X Sport by LA Fitness, my $15 a month shithole turned into an shithole with LA Fitness branding.
Now that shithole is permanently closed and I’m grandfathered in on $15 a month for any LA in Illinois!
Thanks to the purchase of X Sport by LA Fitness, my $15 a month shithole turned into an shithole with LA Fitness branding.
Now that shithole is permanently closed and I’m grandfathered in on $15 a month for any LA in Illinois!
May 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It happened!
Thanks to the purchase of X Sport by LA Fitness, my $15 a month shithole turned into an shithole with LA Fitness branding.
Now that shithole is permanently closed and I’m grandfathered in on $15 a month for any LA in Illinois!
Thanks to the purchase of X Sport by LA Fitness, my $15 a month shithole turned into an shithole with LA Fitness branding.
Now that shithole is permanently closed and I’m grandfathered in on $15 a month for any LA in Illinois!
I’m quickly approaching 34 and I’m worried I’m gonna be making ironic food review videos in my car by the time I turn 35.
It’s like Thinner but with embarrassing middle aged white men content instead of weight.
It’s like Thinner but with embarrassing middle aged white men content instead of weight.
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m quickly approaching 34 and I’m worried I’m gonna be making ironic food review videos in my car by the time I turn 35.
It’s like Thinner but with embarrassing middle aged white men content instead of weight.
It’s like Thinner but with embarrassing middle aged white men content instead of weight.
@nbcchicago.com out here getting a gotcha reaction out of Michelle and Evrod with that Weekend Update segment!
May 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
@nbcchicago.com out here getting a gotcha reaction out of Michelle and Evrod with that Weekend Update segment!
CHICAGO POPE LETS GO!!!
Chelsea Dagger
The Fratellis · Costello Music · Song · 2007
open.spotify.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
CHICAGO POPE LETS GO!!!
Went to my first show by myself for the first time in more than 2 1/2 years. Last time was Yeah Yeah Yeahs at Metro in September 2022. Tonight was Deafheaven also at Metro.
Great fucking show!
Great fucking show!
May 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Went to my first show by myself for the first time in more than 2 1/2 years. Last time was Yeah Yeah Yeahs at Metro in September 2022. Tonight was Deafheaven also at Metro.
Great fucking show!
Great fucking show!
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
What was the pin setter thinking during the final scene of There Will be Blood?
May 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What was the pin setter thinking during the final scene of There Will be Blood?
Happy PUPTHEBAND release day to all who celebrate!
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Happy PUPTHEBAND release day to all who celebrate!
Love wins, but the Sox don’t lol @nbcchicago.com
April 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Love wins, but the Sox don’t lol @nbcchicago.com
A guy behind me was so shocked to hear that his friend, Lucy Liu, had a very famous “Charlie’s Angel” star that shared the same name.
April 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A guy behind me was so shocked to hear that his friend, Lucy Liu, had a very famous “Charlie’s Angel” star that shared the same name.
We need an Irish Pope or a Smoking Pope.
April 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We need an Irish Pope or a Smoking Pope.
REPORT: Nation’s parents still have old paperback copy of Angels & Demons if you’re interested.
April 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
REPORT: Nation’s parents still have old paperback copy of Angels & Demons if you’re interested.
Damn!!!
Militarie Gun & Dazy coming out of nowhere with some smoky-sun soaked tracks ready for a playback in 1999.
Pressure Cooker is ready to be played over public pool Soundsystem across the Midwest. Especially the remix with Mannequin Pussy!
Militarie Gun & Dazy coming out of nowhere with some smoky-sun soaked tracks ready for a playback in 1999.
Pressure Cooker is ready to be played over public pool Soundsystem across the Midwest. Especially the remix with Mannequin Pussy!
Tall People Don't Live Long
Militarie Gun · Single · 2025 · 3 songs
open.spotify.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Damn!!!
Militarie Gun & Dazy coming out of nowhere with some smoky-sun soaked tracks ready for a playback in 1999.
Pressure Cooker is ready to be played over public pool Soundsystem across the Midwest. Especially the remix with Mannequin Pussy!
Militarie Gun & Dazy coming out of nowhere with some smoky-sun soaked tracks ready for a playback in 1999.
Pressure Cooker is ready to be played over public pool Soundsystem across the Midwest. Especially the remix with Mannequin Pussy!
@kyemartin.bsky.social yo what up Kye glad you’re on Bluesky!
April 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@kyemartin.bsky.social yo what up Kye glad you’re on Bluesky!
Mary Ann Ahern is foaming at the mouth for a conservative Pope! @nbcchicago.com
April 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Mary Ann Ahern is foaming at the mouth for a conservative Pope! @nbcchicago.com
Hell yeah new Pope day let’s go!
April 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hell yeah new Pope day let’s go!