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diedoffscreen.bsky.social
ham stroker's ejacula
@diedoffscreen.bsky.social
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the horrors persist but so do i

leo is my name not my zodiac sign
Nymm Cantor @ Moogle: DRK, DRG
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Art by • Clyde Caldwell
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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endabend.bsky.social
I saw the Venat and Claudien one going around and I had to contribute
a challenge from Lyon the Beast King of ffxiv saying "can you stop fucking around", with a text message warning that the battle before you is not for the faint-hearted, asking if you're prepared to stop fucking around. there is a timer at 25 seconds, and two buttons that say Accept Challenge and Withdraw. a finger indicator is hovering over Accept Challenge.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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jellyjampudding.bsky.social
my spore goblin
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
one year ago
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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mintymori.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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yammibammi.bsky.social
Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
diedoffscreen.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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sawyer.gem-games.net
Baby Thumbnail Meme where the thumbnail shows a baby and a mother playing peekaboo. Text reads "WHERE DID SHE GO?!?!" The video title is "She Was Always There - PEEKABOO Analysis and Theory" by the Critical Suckler.
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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oceanmanex.bsky.social
when the fajitas come out sizzlin!!!1!
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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nostalgiacrt.bsky.social
Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)
A nostalgic look at the 1989 NES mega hit, Dragon Warrior on my nostalgic CRT television. (A blue slime with a thought bubble that reads: "I LOVE MY WIFE")
March 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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miharaikko.rwrb.social
such a lovely thing to think about
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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salix-caprea.bsky.social
the rains have COME BACK. and we have been graced with another HORRIBLE day. AND you are here to SUFFER WITH ME
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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brodnig.bsky.social
Übrigens - ganz wichtig: Dass von dieser Rede in Davos kein Sanewashing betrieben wird

Oft ist das Problem, dass Trump inkohärente & wirre Reden hält. Aber Berichte dann einzelne Auszüge herauspicken, die halbwegs kohärent wirken. Und das Publikum dann nicht mitbekommt, wie grotesk es wirklich war
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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clockworkcanine.bsky.social
We quote this moment from frontlines from about a year ago so much
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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firekeese.bsky.social
a tumblr post with a picture of a stingray edited to look like it is shooting a laser beam. the text reads, "we are all going to be ookay some day i promise. stingray blast"
October 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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joezieja.bsky.social
finally, a pin that fits my FFXIV play style. 🐲🛡️
a round, metal pin. the pin is gold with a red circle in the middle, save for the triangular design of the dragoon job class in final fantasy XIV. the caption on the top of the pin says "I DONT MOVE" and on the bottom "FOR AOES". a joke to all xiv players
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
Lineart of Murgoten's OC Red Knight:
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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saydrean.bsky.social
One brings shadow, one brings us light
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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manetank.bsky.social
Hear. Feel. Think. Cope. Seethe. Mald.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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heirakka.bsky.social
The game awards posting "The game of the year is Tiddlywinks" with a picture of Tiddlywinks.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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biggaybowacunga.bsky.social
@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

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Father's anger at girl's potentially fatal testosterone dose The child, who was 15 at the time, was given the prescription by the private GenderGP clinic after one online counselling session He has lost contact with his daughter - he does not even know what she got in her GCSEs - and now that she is 18, he no longer gets court-ordered medical updates. In the final one he learnt that she was booked in for surgery imminently. Now he drives over with birthday presents but is not allowed in. He remembers the last time he saw her, after she had started taking testosterone. Looking at his photographs, he remembers dropping her home: "When she said goodbye, her smile was the same girly shy smile she had as a little girl. Somewhere in there is my daughter."
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM