Shelton is my middle name.
@dickravis.bsky.social
I'm the cilantro of dudes.
'We The People ...but not *poor* people, they're gross.'
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
'We The People ...but not *poor* people, they're gross.'
'BUT SHE LAUGHED! ...A LOT!'
March 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
'BUT SHE LAUGHED! ...A LOT!'
KILLIONAIRES.
February 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
KILLIONAIRES.
It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy...
February 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy...
I would totally kiss Hitler on the lips. He has hella 'passionate lover' energy.
..and don't come at me with that 'genocide' thing.
We're not talking about that.
..and don't come at me with that 'genocide' thing.
We're not talking about that.
January 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I would totally kiss Hitler on the lips. He has hella 'passionate lover' energy.
..and don't come at me with that 'genocide' thing.
We're not talking about that.
..and don't come at me with that 'genocide' thing.
We're not talking about that.
'How about you go fuck yourself - tryin' to tell me this shit ain't butter!'
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
'How about you go fuck yourself - tryin' to tell me this shit ain't butter!'
Soap on a Rope disappeared overnight in 1987 and no one said a fucking word.
December 21, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Soap on a Rope disappeared overnight in 1987 and no one said a fucking word.
I'm pretty stoked that Bob Dylan is finally gonna be famous.
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I'm pretty stoked that Bob Dylan is finally gonna be famous.
I'm over fireworks.
December 12, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I'm over fireworks.
No dryer sheet has ever been thrown directly into a wastebasket.
December 9, 2024 at 4:15 AM
No dryer sheet has ever been thrown directly into a wastebasket.
Blue sky is a fucking graveyard in a ghost town.
(crickets)
(crickets)
December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Blue sky is a fucking graveyard in a ghost town.
(crickets)
(crickets)
Anyone else sick of the Blue Sky intro?
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Anyone else sick of the Blue Sky intro?
Some of you have never had content removed ...and it shows.
December 3, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Some of you have never had content removed ...and it shows.
There are no adults in the room.
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 AM
There are no adults in the room.
Normalize using chocolate milk as creamer.
November 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Normalize using chocolate milk as creamer.
How am I just finding out now that Hard Rock Nick is dead? Rest well behind that velvet rope in the sky, Legend!
a bald man with a beard is smiling while sitting in the back seat of a car
ALT: a bald man with a beard is smiling while sitting in the back seat of a car
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
How am I just finding out now that Hard Rock Nick is dead? Rest well behind that velvet rope in the sky, Legend!
Wouldn't Jesus want this?
😏
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All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Wouldn't Jesus want this?
😏
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Bro didn't even last a full Scaramucci!
November 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Bro didn't even last a full Scaramucci!
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I'm here.
...and I'm here for this.
...and I'm here for this.
November 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I'm here.
...and I'm here for this.
...and I'm here for this.