Shelton is my middle name.
@dickravis.bsky.social
I'm the cilantro of dudes.
They like kibble 😁
August 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They like kibble 😁
They taste a lot different.
July 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They taste a lot different.
I'm listening to Europe '72 right now.
May 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm listening to Europe '72 right now.
Yeah - that's it ...the ol' zero pulse coma. 🙄
May 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yeah - that's it ...the ol' zero pulse coma. 🙄
Someone should calm him down ...so that his racing pulse is reduced to nothing.
May 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Someone should calm him down ...so that his racing pulse is reduced to nothing.
Taking a shit is important.
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Taking a shit is important.
TOTALLY FAIR.
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
TOTALLY FAIR.
That's called a pre-vu.
February 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's called a pre-vu.
Finger lickin' good.
February 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Finger lickin' good.
For all you optimists out there, no, this does not mean they finally got married.
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
For all you optimists out there, no, this does not mean they finally got married.
'Recoiled in horror'
February 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
'Recoiled in horror'
'I told you so. Good luck and peace the fuck out.'
-KH.
-KH.
February 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
'I told you so. Good luck and peace the fuck out.'
-KH.
-KH.
'Just tugging at your sack...'
February 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
'Just tugging at your sack...'
It don't make no nevermind to me, but the only reason the guy is still in prison is because he bragged about sucking dick.
February 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It don't make no nevermind to me, but the only reason the guy is still in prison is because he bragged about sucking dick.
YOU MISSED THE COMMA.
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
YOU MISSED THE COMMA.
Do they make one that inserts the stick up your ass automatically?
February 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do they make one that inserts the stick up your ass automatically?