Texting and Scones.

Ms Leavitt would say something about 'alternative facts' and 'fake news' and continue to lie without shame or compunction. Trump would ban whatever network that reporter worked for from coming to the White House and sic the FBI on the corporate owners.

As near as I can make out, the primary goal was to disrupt all the federal investigations into his businesses, and that was achieved.

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Doris Kearns Goodwin told a story about a Nixon aide visiting LBJ in Texas, who was writing his memoir and was frustrated that he couldn't remember the details of everything. LBJ advised the guy to tell Nixon to record his conversations.

'I think that censors tend to do what in fact only psychotics do which is to say that they confuse reality with illusion.' - David Cronenberg

I feel like we need an official ruling on whether you could kill a xenomorph with a lightsaber and whether it would cauterize the wound or whether the acid blood would leak out. (Or maybe could you force choke it?)

OR, they'd probably like something Christmasy, like a suitcase full of diamonds. (But a wheely suitcase, so it's not so heavy to carry.)

The day he dies will probably be widely celebrated across the country and around the world, so at least there is a symmetry.

Their headline for the Titanic always seemed perfect:

I bet if you researched you could find people saying movies weren't art, and audio recordings weren't art, and photos weren't art, and probably the first time someone painted on a wood panel instead of the cave wall there was a blowhard saying 'That's not real art!'

'I never thought the leopards would eat MY face,' says woman who joined the Leopards Eating People's Faces party.

I want her answer about why the President claims to be pro-life and then refers to other human beings as garbage and vermin. He has claimed to be Christian, and the Bible says that Jesus died for the sins of everyone. Does Mr Trump believe that Jesus died for garbage?

I once wrote something and partway through one of the characters objected that she would never do that. We argued, I lost. She did it her way, and it came out even worse. Maybe next time she'll listen!

I read once that it's easy to make money, if all you care about is making money. If you also care about being a decent human being, it's more difficult.

And if you're thinking that people in the military already know to refuse illegal orders, you might want to reflect on the hundred or so civilians who have been murdered in the Caribbean over recent weeks.