dfprovine
@dfprovine.bsky.social
Teacher. Likes to read. Mostly Harmless.
And every December 9th, we sit and watch 'Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas'. #christmas #community
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
And every December 9th, we sit and watch 'Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas'. #christmas #community
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Their headline for the Titanic always seemed perfect:
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Their headline for the Titanic always seemed perfect:
Everybody who was paying attention in 2015, when we were told that Mexicans were rapists and murderers, knew all along that this evil racist white-supremacist garbage was the goal. What I can't understand about neo-Nazis is why they idolise losers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Everybody who was paying attention in 2015, when we were told that Mexicans were rapists and murderers, knew all along that this evil racist white-supremacist garbage was the goal. What I can't understand about neo-Nazis is why they idolise losers.
And for the record, I very much did have 'Order arrests of political opponents' on my 2025 Dictatorship Bingo Card.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And for the record, I very much did have 'Order arrests of political opponents' on my 2025 Dictatorship Bingo Card.
The symbolism of Trump standing there completely uninterested after someone collapsed in his office perfectly captures his attitude toward the American people, and really toward anyone except himself.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The symbolism of Trump standing there completely uninterested after someone collapsed in his office perfectly captures his attitude toward the American people, and really toward anyone except himself.
Some of my relatives were 'Florida snowbirds': people who live up north and go south for the winter. This headline suggests that the Daily Fail has not yet learned that the USA has winter. Maybe someone who works there will one day learn about such advanced concepts. #DailyMail #Mamdani #newyork
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Some of my relatives were 'Florida snowbirds': people who live up north and go south for the winter. This headline suggests that the Daily Fail has not yet learned that the USA has winter. Maybe someone who works there will one day learn about such advanced concepts. #DailyMail #Mamdani #newyork
The symbolism of Trump having machines tear apart the White House feels almost too on the nose. #WhiteHouse
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The symbolism of Trump having machines tear apart the White House feels almost too on the nose. #WhiteHouse
Who else had 'hiding your neighbors from the secret police' on their Project 2025 Dictatorship Bingo Card?
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Who else had 'hiding your neighbors from the secret police' on their Project 2025 Dictatorship Bingo Card?
No idea where this came from, but yeah, considered from this perspective, autism causes all kinds of good things for everybody.
September 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No idea where this came from, but yeah, considered from this perspective, autism causes all kinds of good things for everybody.
This batch of Fruity Oaty Bars came out really well. After eating one, I felt like I could put 20 people in the hospital. But my wife was all 'этo курам на смех' and then I had a nap instead. #firefly #serenity #FruityOatyBar #BigDamnHeroes
September 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This batch of Fruity Oaty Bars came out really well. After eating one, I felt like I could put 20 people in the hospital. But my wife was all 'этo курам на смех' and then I had a nap instead. #firefly #serenity #FruityOatyBar #BigDamnHeroes
Thinking of _Babylon 5_ for no particular reason.
September 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thinking of _Babylon 5_ for no particular reason.
_Light Years From Home_, by @mikechenwriter.bsky.social . A young man vanishes; his family has changed while he was gone. Chapters from his POV include aliens; those from one sister's POV include him being schizophrenic; the third sibling goes back and forth. I liked it. @harpercollins.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
_Light Years From Home_, by @mikechenwriter.bsky.social . A young man vanishes; his family has changed while he was gone. Chapters from his POV include aliens; those from one sister's POV include him being schizophrenic; the third sibling goes back and forth. I liked it. @harpercollins.bsky.social
Every day when I go to work. It doesn't help that every time there's a school shooting, some useless politician says trite garbage like this: 'Today is not the day for politics or policy.' When, in their minds, will that day ever come?
September 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Every day when I go to work. It doesn't help that every time there's a school shooting, some useless politician says trite garbage like this: 'Today is not the day for politics or policy.' When, in their minds, will that day ever come?
Relevant comic by Maritsa Patrinos:
September 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Relevant comic by Maritsa Patrinos:
Isn't that the logo for Greendale Community College?
August 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Isn't that the logo for Greendale Community College?
August 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
_Infinity Gate_ by M.R. Carey. I read this book in two days and was at 'How long until part 2?' when I found out the sequel had been published. I made a special point of picking it up. Highly recommended science fiction epic adventure with many interesting characters. @orbitbooks.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
_Infinity Gate_ by M.R. Carey. I read this book in two days and was at 'How long until part 2?' when I found out the sequel had been published. I made a special point of picking it up. Highly recommended science fiction epic adventure with many interesting characters. @orbitbooks.bsky.social
Donald Trump signed an executive order to ban desecrating the American flag. He will continue to disgrace it on a regular basis.
August 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Donald Trump signed an executive order to ban desecrating the American flag. He will continue to disgrace it on a regular basis.
So obviously this is an appeal to his white supremacist followers, but the timing suggests that the stuff about him in the Epstein files is even worse than everybody already thinks it is.
August 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So obviously this is an appeal to his white supremacist followers, but the timing suggests that the stuff about him in the Epstein files is even worse than everybody already thinks it is.
Having defeated me at arm wrestling, Xenith decided to take a nap on her vanquished foe. #Caturday #MissedByOne
August 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Having defeated me at arm wrestling, Xenith decided to take a nap on her vanquished foe. #Caturday #MissedByOne
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.