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Happy New Year! For January’s Twin Cinema Movie Club, we’ll be going over (and over and over) a couple of high-concept low-budget time loop movies 📽️ Can we outrun ourselves, or has our future always already happened? TIMECRIMES is dark & Fincher-y, BEYOND is incredibly clever & fun. Both on Kanopy!
As I was about to make cookies, my kitchen sink decided to clog suddenly and without warning after years of seamless disposaling. After 20 minutes of sweaty plunging, the clog has moved to my shower drain. At 9pm on Christmas Eve eve. I’m having a Clark Griswold moment
a man is pushing a sleigh through the snow in front of a house
ALT: a man is pushing a sleigh through the snow in front of a house
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December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
As I was about to make cookies, my kitchen sink decided to clog suddenly and without warning after years of seamless disposaling. After 20 minutes of sweaty plunging, the clog has moved to my shower drain. At 9pm on Christmas Eve eve. I’m having a Clark Griswold moment
What about my favorite absurdist anti-authoritarian Christmas movie, Brazil?
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What about my favorite absurdist anti-authoritarian Christmas movie, Brazil?
Lines from Die Hard that are a part of my movie quote vernacular year round:
- Welcome to the party, pal
- No fuckin shit lady, do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
- [I’m feeling] pretty fuckin unappreciated, Al
📽️ #filmsky
- Welcome to the party, pal
- No fuckin shit lady, do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
- [I’m feeling] pretty fuckin unappreciated, Al
📽️ #filmsky
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Lines from Die Hard that are a part of my movie quote vernacular year round:
- Welcome to the party, pal
- No fuckin shit lady, do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
- [I’m feeling] pretty fuckin unappreciated, Al
📽️ #filmsky
- Welcome to the party, pal
- No fuckin shit lady, do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
- [I’m feeling] pretty fuckin unappreciated, Al
📽️ #filmsky
My two favorite Christmas movies are the Socialist one (It’s a Wonderful Life) and the Republican one (Die Hard) 🤷🏻♀️ it’s a complicated vibe 📽️ #filmsky
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My two favorite Christmas movies are the Socialist one (It’s a Wonderful Life) and the Republican one (Die Hard) 🤷🏻♀️ it’s a complicated vibe 📽️ #filmsky
That feeling when you’ve finally completed the bare minimum and you get to actually be on your holiday PTO #itysl
a man is dancing in a living room with a woman sitting in a chair
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December 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That feeling when you’ve finally completed the bare minimum and you get to actually be on your holiday PTO #itysl
The last few weeks I’ve been regulating my emotions by cramming episodes of LOST into every available second of the day. What a great scifi show & so many episodes to feast on. Also Michael Emerson’s line deliveries are 🤌
a man with a pink bow on his head and the words babygirl
ALT: a man with a pink bow on his head and the words babygirl
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December 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The last few weeks I’ve been regulating my emotions by cramming episodes of LOST into every available second of the day. What a great scifi show & so many episodes to feast on. Also Michael Emerson’s line deliveries are 🤌
Plate 6: Delisse w pomegranate, homemade cherry jam, chocolate sea salt caramels, & slightly-sweet whole wheat crackers #cheeseparty
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Plate 6: Delisse w pomegranate, homemade cherry jam, chocolate sea salt caramels, & slightly-sweet whole wheat crackers #cheeseparty
Plate 5: Humboldt Fog w orange marmalade, dried apricots, duck prosciutto, & crostini #cheeseparty
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Plate 5: Humboldt Fog w orange marmalade, dried apricots, duck prosciutto, & crostini #cheeseparty
Plate 4: Negroni Bleu w grapes, pomegranate, dried apricots, duck prosciutto, & sea salt crackers #cheeseparty
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Plate 4: Negroni Bleu w grapes, pomegranate, dried apricots, duck prosciutto, & sea salt crackers #cheeseparty
Plate 3: young Manchego w castelvetrano & Kalamata olives, jambon de Bayonne, honey roasted almonds, pepitas, fig&olive crackers, & membrillo (aka quince paste) #cheeseparty
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Plate 3: young Manchego w castelvetrano & Kalamata olives, jambon de Bayonne, honey roasted almonds, pepitas, fig&olive crackers, & membrillo (aka quince paste) #cheeseparty
Plate 2: Hornbacher w blackberries, onion confit, wild boar sausage, tarragon Dijon mustard, and water crackers
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Plate 2: Hornbacher w blackberries, onion confit, wild boar sausage, tarragon Dijon mustard, and water crackers
Plate 1: Red Leicester w green apple, cornichons, homemade onion confit, wild boar sausage, & sourdough crackers
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Plate 1: Red Leicester w green apple, cornichons, homemade onion confit, wild boar sausage, & sourdough crackers
I had no idea the kraken I was releasing. She threw us a cheese party w cheeses she ordered from Murray’s NYC & used their recommended pairings to make custom boards for each of 6 famous award-winning cheeses
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I had no idea the kraken I was releasing. She threw us a cheese party w cheeses she ordered from Murray’s NYC & used their recommended pairings to make custom boards for each of 6 famous award-winning cheeses
I told my foodie sis that what I wanted for Xmas was to try some cheeses w pairings so I can learn what I like & what it goes with. She said “say less”
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I told my foodie sis that what I wanted for Xmas was to try some cheeses w pairings so I can learn what I like & what it goes with. She said “say less”
Backstory: some years ago I was having some health issues & my doc said to cut out a few foods to see if it helped, & it did. Which led me to many years w/o dairy. Recently I’ve been reintroducing cheese into my diet & it’s gone well. But I am ignorant about cheeses bc of the long break
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Backstory: some years ago I was having some health issues & my doc said to cut out a few foods to see if it helped, & it did. Which led me to many years w/o dairy. Recently I’ve been reintroducing cheese into my diet & it’s gone well. But I am ignorant about cheeses bc of the long break
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
oh hellllll yes been looking forward to this one. Riz Ahmed has RANGE and Art Malik is gonna be great in this
This gave me chills, and my chills never steer me wrong. Riz Ahmed in a modern Hamlet movie, out Feb 6 youtu.be/TXTA2CUWmsE?...
Hamlet | Official Film Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures UK
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December 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
oh hellllll yes been looking forward to this one. Riz Ahmed has RANGE and Art Malik is gonna be great in this
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December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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@yoohootom.bsky.social "It's about a flock of sheep who love crime novels and they have to solve the murder of their shepherd and the villain is played by Emma Thompson"
First trailer of “The Sheep Detectives” has been released! Starring Hugh Jackman, Nicholas Galitzine, Molly Gordon, Regina Hall, Emma Thompson, Bryan Cranston, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and more! In theaters May 8th, 2026!
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@yoohootom.bsky.social "It's about a flock of sheep who love crime novels and they have to solve the murder of their shepherd and the villain is played by Emma Thompson"
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My coworkers figured out that I like tea 😍 my work gifts Xmas haul 🫖
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My coworkers figured out that I like tea 😍 my work gifts Xmas haul 🫖
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This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
📽️ The Princess Bride might be the most broadly popular movie ever made. I know a lot of people feel like I do, like it’s part of their family lore. The last Thanksgiving with my dad, he wasn’t really there, but I put The Princess Bride on the TV and he just beamed and we watched it together.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
📽️ The Princess Bride might be the most broadly popular movie ever made. I know a lot of people feel like I do, like it’s part of their family lore. The last Thanksgiving with my dad, he wasn’t really there, but I put The Princess Bride on the TV and he just beamed and we watched it together.