Richard deValmont
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Richard deValmont
@devalmont.myatproto.social
Co-host of Horror Podcast Bela Lugosi's Shed with HJ Doom. Guitarist, Gamer, Lefty. I rant (and occasionally rave) about gaming and politics. He/Him, or They/Them is fine too.
Believe me when I say you don't want to read RFK Jr's terrible blowjob poetry.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Let's hope they bring back Surprise Surprise and they reunite you two. Although if they did reboot it I imagine you wouldn't be a guest - surely you're a shoe-in to host it, being a triple threat.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I thought you were cosplaying as the warden from Threads for a minute. Just need the bandage mask.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We should just have swapped fires! This is ours when we moved in (and the beige/whiteness of the lounge.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Also look at us all grown up.
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They are almost identical, aren't they? The main difference is probably that ours has never even been plugged in - we bought it to replace the one from when we moved in which was gold.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm currently got some nice ham, pastrami, and some lovely thin-sliced brisket in the fridge. I'm a class traitor.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And your meatus.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM