Richard deValmont
@devalmont.myatproto.social
Co-host of Horror Podcast Bela Lugosi's Shed with HJ Doom. Guitarist, Gamer, Lefty. I rant (and occasionally rave) about gaming and politics. He/Him, or They/Them is fine too.
We should just have swapped fires! This is ours when we moved in (and the beige/whiteness of the lounge.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We should just have swapped fires! This is ours when we moved in (and the beige/whiteness of the lounge.
The ongoing mission to make our house the most Goffick House in Manchester continues with black iron sconces. The candles are remote control, else we'd burn the house down.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The ongoing mission to make our house the most Goffick House in Manchester continues with black iron sconces. The candles are remote control, else we'd burn the house down.
This came to me while I was getting my lunch, and is now sitting in a folder called 'My Photoshopped Bullshit'.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This came to me while I was getting my lunch, and is now sitting in a folder called 'My Photoshopped Bullshit'.
The typographic and design choices in this restaurant's logo HAVE to be deliberate, right?
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The typographic and design choices in this restaurant's logo HAVE to be deliberate, right?
Symbol, or 'The Paedophile Formerly Known as Prince'.
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Symbol, or 'The Paedophile Formerly Known as Prince'.
If these figures are correct then this is the size of the Epstein Ballroom:
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If these figures are correct then this is the size of the Epstein Ballroom:
Paging @geepranks.bsky.social in particular but anyone else with bug/antique experience, any advice?
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Paging @geepranks.bsky.social in particular but anyone else with bug/antique experience, any advice?
This is (R) Bingus Mingus and (L) Beeple Meeple (the Cat Who Thinks He's People).
September 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is (R) Bingus Mingus and (L) Beeple Meeple (the Cat Who Thinks He's People).
Toxic masculinity is thinking youand your friends have to sexually assault each other to be 'fun'.
September 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Toxic masculinity is thinking youand your friends have to sexually assault each other to be 'fun'.
One of ours does that too.
September 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One of ours does that too.
Cis man here who LOVES wearing a skirt and being pretty!
September 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Cis man here who LOVES wearing a skirt and being pretty!
I've been thinking the last couple of hours that my Bluesky feed is even more Transformers-focused than usual.
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I've been thinking the last couple of hours that my Bluesky feed is even more Transformers-focused than usual.
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
August 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
Tarted up for Infest Day 2.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
August 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Tarted up for Infest Day 2.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
I honestly thought this was R2-D2.
August 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I honestly thought this was R2-D2.
After three days and a lot of hard work, the lounge is finally Goth Enough*.
*This is a lie. No room is ever Goth Enough.
*This is a lie. No room is ever Goth Enough.
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
After three days and a lot of hard work, the lounge is finally Goth Enough*.
*This is a lie. No room is ever Goth Enough.
*This is a lie. No room is ever Goth Enough.
They both decided the best thing they could do all day is spend it fighting the dust sheets. Tiny clowns.
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They both decided the best thing they could do all day is spend it fighting the dust sheets. Tiny clowns.
Is it the same reason our kittens are now replete with purple spots?
July 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Is it the same reason our kittens are now replete with purple spots?
Stunning, wasn't he? And he is still a very striking man, even in his 80s. He has incredible blue eyes.
July 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Stunning, wasn't he? And he is still a very striking man, even in his 80s. He has incredible blue eyes.
Any of these 'Most Beautiful Male Movie Stars' lists are incorrect, because the actual list would just be Udo Kier, ten times.
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Any of these 'Most Beautiful Male Movie Stars' lists are incorrect, because the actual list would just be Udo Kier, ten times.
Men in these comments: 'Call me crazy, right, but I think that AUBREY PLAZA is really hot. I know, mad, right? So random!'
Women in these comments: 'I want the big goggle-eyed bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes to blow my back out'.
Women in these comments: 'I want the big goggle-eyed bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes to blow my back out'.
July 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Men in these comments: 'Call me crazy, right, but I think that AUBREY PLAZA is really hot. I know, mad, right? So random!'
Women in these comments: 'I want the big goggle-eyed bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes to blow my back out'.
Women in these comments: 'I want the big goggle-eyed bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes to blow my back out'.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
July 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
I was ONE THOUSAND PERCENT sure this was an Onion article when I saw it. I'm still not convinced even though it's on multiple news sites.
June 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I was ONE THOUSAND PERCENT sure this was an Onion article when I saw it. I'm still not convinced even though it's on multiple news sites.
Paul Atreides: 'What's in the bottles?'
June 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Paul Atreides: 'What's in the bottles?'
Hear me out...
June 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hear me out...