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Jacob Linares

@derpyismlg.bsky.social

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Howdy! I draw things poorly here and on Instagram, love Waterparks, and that's all I can think to put in here right now. #ZPAINFOREVER
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Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · Nov 14

Hi everyone! I'm trying to make new friends on here so please follow if you'd like, I'd greatly appreciate your company!

I'm a fan of:
- Marvel
- Star Wars
- Minecraft
- DC
- Waterparks band
- Chappell Roan
- LEGO
- Ninjago
- Barbie (2023)

I also wanna post something on here but I'll figure it out

Jacob Linares

@derpyismlg.bsky.social

TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!

TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!

*SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK*

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥

𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM

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Travis M. Riddle

@traviswanteat.bsky.social

I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing

November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM

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Paul Fairie

@paulisci.bsky.social

Still waiting for precedented times.

October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM

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The Onion

@theonion.com

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM

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cam

@megumi.on.computer

LETS HOPE THAT basic empathy
IS THE NEXT PANDEMIC

October 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑

@50501movement.bsky.social

Tis the Season!

October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM

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SpryOldLorax

@spryoldlorax.bsky.social

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history
pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.

The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast
about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed
psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The
"known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis
White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale
Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television
and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing
wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked
whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether
his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but
he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from
his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this
interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think
that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself."

1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.

Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from
the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into
ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten
a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further.
It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity
agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that,
but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person
who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the
statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had
a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the
U.S.

September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM

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taby 🏳️‍⚧️

@tabymeow.lesbian.cat

kirbo in front of the trans flag with text "reskeet this kirbo to to make an trans person happy"

September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM

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AWSTEN KNIGHT

@awsten.bsky.social

TRAVIS I’LL GET YOU, WE WILL ALL GET YOU

September 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM

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Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

September 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM

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Chrystal “Scary” Williams 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃👻

@chrystalwrox.bsky.social

I saw Superman.

What a phenomenal movie.

Kindness IS Punk

July 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM

Jacob Linares

@derpyismlg.bsky.social

Hi everyone I'm gonna try and use this place more, I kinda forgot about it 💀

If people show up, I'll post more Poorly Drawn Waterparks content, I just wanna make sure there's an audience for it