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Derek
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That dude you know from that place with the thing.
He/Him
I feel like one thing being lost in the Bad Bunny discourse is : PUERTO RICO IS AMERICA. He’s no more an immigrant than someone from Nebraska
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hey, for once, Iowa is right about something.
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Hey MAGA you get out of your car to "wrestle" with kids protesting, if you get an inch from their face and scream "TOUCH ME" (which is already assault, dumbass).

You are sus.

PROBABLY a pedo. Maga is a giant cover for pedos, all this other shit, just trying to feed their pedophila.
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
For the low low price of 14k a dose in the US.
Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Fun fact:

You know those holes in our filmwatching that everyone has.

HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL is one of mine

#Thelastdrivein
kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .
ALT: kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Derek
TWIN CITIES

Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.

No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.

Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."

acatusa.com
Protest - acatusa.com
Volunteers Needed We are looking for volunteers to help check firearms and to help close off roads during the march, If you would like to help without needing to carry a firearm, contact us now by ema...
acatusa.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This week's A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS is great, but jeez, could Dunk and Lionel Baratheon eyefuck each other any more?

Get a room, fellas.
And let the camera watch.
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’m more pro-2a thee days than ever, but a “mixed open carry” rally in Minneapolis with a shady ass website and gun registration (for gun owners who already have a carry permit) ahead of time doesn’t pass the sniff test in any way, shape, or form to me.
a man in a car with the words it 's a trap on the bottom
ALT: a man in a car with the words it 's a trap on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
In teh span of less than a year and a half we have seen MAGA go from
“Donald Trump with personally release the Epstein files and execute every pedo on it”
to
“Well, if you’re NOT in the Epstein files, you’re a loser”
a man is making a funny face and says `` welp this is awkward '' while looking at a woman .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and says `` welp this is awkward '' while looking at a woman .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Just read there are multiple studies that suggest a couple major side effects to the Shingles vaccine. Studies suggest it slows down aging and greatly decreases the risk of dementia. So I got that going for me.
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I just...
I can't.
Where's my dog? I need a hug.
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Hey, Taylor Handley on THE PITT! Love him on MAYOR OF KINGSTOWN
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Evidently the young lady behind the counter at Tasty Tacos was very happy to had a night working without her brother or nieces there. She also didn’t think I understood Spanish and blushed really cute when she realized I understood her. TBF, I was kinda shocked I could understand too.
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I see both of my dead Grandmothers all the time, in myself, in my family, in my sister’s kids, I don’t need some bullshit AI who never felt her pain or her joy. They’re gone, they live on through the people we aspire to be or the people we aspire not to be.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Fucking GLORIOUS! I can feel my body absorbing sunshine.
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by Derek
Republicans TRIED to Silence Our Voices Today!
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I love that Brody King's fans just chant "FUCK ICE" at him now.
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
If I didn't know better, I'd swear El Presidente was a spiraling meth tweaker. I lived in Iowa during the aughts, and one thing I know is, ALWAYS beware someone who manages to be on meth and still be fat.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by Derek
Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Just ONCE, I want someone to look him in the eye and say "What the ACTUAL FUCK are you talking about"
Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.

Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—

Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters

Host: The waters?

Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The buffer Swerve Strickland gets, the more he looks like Idris Elba, it's crazy.
a man with a beard wearing a white shirt
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a white shirt
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
“We‘re gonna have ICE surround the polls…We’ll never again allow an election to be stolen.” - Steve Bannon
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
“Mr. President, why are you a kiddie diddler”

“You should smile more”
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
My favorite part is when he just gives up his back and throat to a kid who, IMHO moves like a high school wrestler. Dude is lucky he didn't get choked out.
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM