Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
cannibal-in-training.
will Purge For money.
will Purge For money.
Wait till he finds out about Aptos.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Wait till he finds out about Aptos.
Tortoise is a valid replacement.
Sweet, delicious, tortoise.
Sweet, delicious, tortoise.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tortoise is a valid replacement.
Sweet, delicious, tortoise.
Sweet, delicious, tortoise.
Whoever isn’t interested in this sequel can just get into a rocket and leave this GD planet.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Whoever isn’t interested in this sequel can just get into a rocket and leave this GD planet.
One of my favorite things about Giallo is how hard they out-amateur other amateur sleuth stories: "in town to restore a fresco..." "rehearsing for an upcoming symphony performance..."
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
One of my favorite things about Giallo is how hard they out-amateur other amateur sleuth stories: "in town to restore a fresco..." "rehearsing for an upcoming symphony performance..."
Where’d he get his doctorate? FIFA?
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Where’d he get his doctorate? FIFA?
You think that's bad? Take the Vancouver one.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You think that's bad? Take the Vancouver one.
Love that place.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Love that place.
Careful, Time may quote you again.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Careful, Time may quote you again.
Alternate titles they discussed:
The Summer I Turned Starfleet
Space Crew Girl
Are You There Kahless? It's me, Grilka
Pretty Little Starships
The Summer I Turned Starfleet
Space Crew Girl
Are You There Kahless? It's me, Grilka
Pretty Little Starships
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Alternate titles they discussed:
The Summer I Turned Starfleet
Space Crew Girl
Are You There Kahless? It's me, Grilka
Pretty Little Starships
The Summer I Turned Starfleet
Space Crew Girl
Are You There Kahless? It's me, Grilka
Pretty Little Starships
I'll tell you what to do... PARTY!
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'll tell you what to do... PARTY!
In his case, it's a movie with a cool title that he had an assistant watch and summarize for him.
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In his case, it's a movie with a cool title that he had an assistant watch and summarize for him.
He's human click bait.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He's human click bait.
So I shouldn't call you about my new series, Puke P.I.?
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So I shouldn't call you about my new series, Puke P.I.?
Don't give her any ideas.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't give her any ideas.
I prefer to think of SNL as the "American Air Farce."
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I prefer to think of SNL as the "American Air Farce."
Wouldn't you like to know?
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?
In their own way, aren't all questions rhetorical?
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In their own way, aren't all questions rhetorical?