Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
cannibal-in-training.
will Purge For money.
will Purge For money.
Achievement unlocked: staycation bouquet
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Achievement unlocked: staycation bouquet
The Fifa Peace Prize trophy looks like a zombie movie poster.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Fifa Peace Prize trophy looks like a zombie movie poster.
Finally, someone has the balls to take on Nobel and their monopoly on "Big Peace."
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Finally, someone has the balls to take on Nobel and their monopoly on "Big Peace."
Congratulations, Netflix.
Release Batgirl.
Release Batgirl.
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Congratulations, Netflix.
Release Batgirl.
Release Batgirl.
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I'm not saying this is the best Onion article of all time, but this one always makes me laugh.
Death Star Kids Are Special!
theonion.com/death-star-t...
Death Star Kids Are Special!
theonion.com/death-star-t...
Death Star To Open Day Care Center
After months of speculation, it was confirmed yesterday that the Death Star, the Empire’s vaunted, planet-destroying space station, has added a new, state-of-the-art day care center to its already vas...
theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm not saying this is the best Onion article of all time, but this one always makes me laugh.
Death Star Kids Are Special!
theonion.com/death-star-t...
Death Star Kids Are Special!
theonion.com/death-star-t...
It was Jean Pierre Baptiste.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It was Jean Pierre Baptiste.
Nuke the entire site fom orbit
YouTube video by Nameless Voice
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Anyone watching the airports to see who tries to make a run for it?
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Anyone watching the airports to see who tries to make a run for it?
Kevin O'Leary's in a movie?!
Oh, boy!
I can't wait to never see it!
Oh, boy!
I can't wait to never see it!
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Kevin O'Leary's in a movie?!
Oh, boy!
I can't wait to never see it!
Oh, boy!
I can't wait to never see it!
If you haven't eaten a Montreal smoked meat croissant from beaucoup bakery, then honestly, you sicken me.
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you haven't eaten a Montreal smoked meat croissant from beaucoup bakery, then honestly, you sicken me.
Look, guys, I'm not saying that the conqueror challenges new Scooby Doo medal is exactly what I need right now, but I can confirm that it's exactly what I don't not need right now.
www.theconqueror.events/thesnowbeast...
www.theconqueror.events/thesnowbeast...
Scooby doo™ and the snow beast Virtual Challenge | The Conqueror
Get ready to sprint, stroll, or pedal into a thrilling case based on the episode, “A Scary Night with a Snow Beast Fright.” This challenge lets you experience the classic Scooby-Doo™ mystery as you re...
www.theconqueror.events
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Look, guys, I'm not saying that the conqueror challenges new Scooby Doo medal is exactly what I need right now, but I can confirm that it's exactly what I don't not need right now.
www.theconqueror.events/thesnowbeast...
www.theconqueror.events/thesnowbeast...
You know what you guys need? You need 18+ minutes of Arya Stark killing folks.
Don't say I never give you anything.
youtu.be/8DJKZHxXnH8?...
Don't say I never give you anything.
youtu.be/8DJKZHxXnH8?...
Arya Stark Kill Count Season 1-8 Game of Thrones
YouTube video by MikaylaRayne020
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You know what you guys need? You need 18+ minutes of Arya Stark killing folks.
Don't say I never give you anything.
youtu.be/8DJKZHxXnH8?...
Don't say I never give you anything.
youtu.be/8DJKZHxXnH8?...
This.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
Is it just me or is the Amazon video app on Apple TV an unrelenting piece of poop?
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Is it just me or is the Amazon video app on Apple TV an unrelenting piece of poop?
I hear Prince William plans to celebrate bonfire night this year by hunting Andrew Mountbatten Windsor for sport on the grounds of Sandringham with his wife and kids.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hear Prince William plans to celebrate bonfire night this year by hunting Andrew Mountbatten Windsor for sport on the grounds of Sandringham with his wife and kids.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
Whoever sculpted this Curse Of Frankenstein mask watched a lot of Chevy Chase movies.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Whoever sculpted this Curse Of Frankenstein mask watched a lot of Chevy Chase movies.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
My favorite new horror genre? Pregnant-with-evil nun movies.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My favorite new horror genre? Pregnant-with-evil nun movies.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.