Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
cannibal-in-training.
will Purge For money.
will Purge For money.
Achievement unlocked: staycation bouquet
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Achievement unlocked: staycation bouquet
Too bad they didn't get Captain Highliner style glam up.
Day-um.
Day-um.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Too bad they didn't get Captain Highliner style glam up.
Day-um.
Day-um.
Whoever sculpted this Curse Of Frankenstein mask watched a lot of Chevy Chase movies.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Whoever sculpted this Curse Of Frankenstein mask watched a lot of Chevy Chase movies.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
"Hey, we just found a dead bat in a house. It tested positive for rabies."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Hey, we just found a dead bat in a house. It tested positive for rabies."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
In case anyone is wondering who fucked up the stuffing this year...
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In case anyone is wondering who fucked up the stuffing this year...
Too much batter for one pancake… not enough batter for two… I give you…
OMEGACAKE!
OMEGACAKE!
October 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Too much batter for one pancake… not enough batter for two… I give you…
OMEGACAKE!
OMEGACAKE!
Found a new website that colorizes old family photos. Really brings back the memories of childhood on the farm.
September 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Found a new website that colorizes old family photos. Really brings back the memories of childhood on the farm.
Someone may want to check the closed-captioning on this Spider-Man title.
September 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Someone may want to check the closed-captioning on this Spider-Man title.
Who hurt the town council in Wellesley so much that they went this hard on kites?
What are they going to target next? Pogo sticks? Hula hoops? Hopscotch grids?
I smell a Footloose sequel.
What are they going to target next? Pogo sticks? Hula hoops? Hopscotch grids?
I smell a Footloose sequel.
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Who hurt the town council in Wellesley so much that they went this hard on kites?
What are they going to target next? Pogo sticks? Hula hoops? Hopscotch grids?
I smell a Footloose sequel.
What are they going to target next? Pogo sticks? Hula hoops? Hopscotch grids?
I smell a Footloose sequel.
The dog has the right idea.
July 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The dog has the right idea.
This was a fun day.
July 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This was a fun day.
I'm not saying I'm a hero, but when there's typo that needs to be fixed so that the country doesn't think there's an Esptein as well as an Epstein, I'll be there.
July 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm not saying I'm a hero, but when there's typo that needs to be fixed so that the country doesn't think there's an Esptein as well as an Epstein, I'll be there.
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Me: AI is an abomination to the creative process.
Also Me:
Also Me:
June 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me: AI is an abomination to the creative process.
Also Me:
Also Me:
Dog with Christmas Octopus, digital print on screen. Circa 2025
May 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dog with Christmas Octopus, digital print on screen. Circa 2025
Seems a little judgemental…
May 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Seems a little judgemental…
