delco de leche
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mom says i can make goofs about Eagles and Phillies here
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delco de leche
@delcodeleche.bsky.social
· Dec 15
A photographer captured the moments before and after an Eagles fan said “Go Boids” and it’s beautiful
beef to allow the smoothies 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
beef to allow the smoothies 🦃
Slicing open farmers market maple apple sausage link guts into a hot pan on the fanciful whim of a child who wants a sweeter Thanksgiving morning quiche meat
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Slicing open farmers market maple apple sausage link guts into a hot pan on the fanciful whim of a child who wants a sweeter Thanksgiving morning quiche meat
7:20 PM After some delays “the six” has just taken off from JFK bound for blizzard conditions in Chicago
With the infidelity subplot cut out of Planes Trains & Automobiles the wife is inexplicably giving Neal attitude when he calls home. “Neal what’s going on” yeah im fucking stranded by blizzards with an annoying fat guy trying to get home to your grumpy ass you wanna lighten up a little??
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
7:20 PM After some delays “the six” has just taken off from JFK bound for blizzard conditions in Chicago
Are you from the Delaware Valley? If yes, how many syllables in the word poem
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Are you from the Delaware Valley? If yes, how many syllables in the word poem
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers, Charlie Brown.
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER, CHARLIE BROWN?!
It’s the Medical Examiner, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers, Charlie Brown.
With the infidelity subplot cut out of Planes Trains & Automobiles the wife is inexplicably giving Neal attitude when he calls home. “Neal what’s going on” yeah im fucking stranded by blizzards with an annoying fat guy trying to get home to your grumpy ass you wanna lighten up a little??
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
With the infidelity subplot cut out of Planes Trains & Automobiles the wife is inexplicably giving Neal attitude when he calls home. “Neal what’s going on” yeah im fucking stranded by blizzards with an annoying fat guy trying to get home to your grumpy ass you wanna lighten up a little??
Does every movie and TV show have to be about superheroes?? Gimme a break!
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Does every movie and TV show have to be about superheroes?? Gimme a break!
Accidentally hit the For You tab on twitter and it’s all tweets from the first quarter goofing on the cowboys
a man in a mask is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a mask is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Accidentally hit the For You tab on twitter and it’s all tweets from the first quarter goofing on the cowboys
Everybody thinks they’re Devin Hester until they have wet pants and a headache
shit his pants figuratively, pissed his pants literally
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everybody thinks they’re Devin Hester until they have wet pants and a headache
The human body is physically unable to hold onto anything when hit as hard as Gipson got hit, including the contents of your bladder
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The human body is physically unable to hold onto anything when hit as hard as Gipson got hit, including the contents of your bladder
Getting really cocky at parent teacher conferences. “Yeah yeah, 20 more just like her i GET IT, let’s wrap this up!”
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Getting really cocky at parent teacher conferences. “Yeah yeah, 20 more just like her i GET IT, let’s wrap this up!”
For me, the funniest movie is MacGruber. This list is fraud.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For me, the funniest movie is MacGruber. This list is fraud.
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He looks like a billionaire’s first wife
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He looks like a billionaire’s first wife
(Ali G voice) He’s got the same haircut as me Nan
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
(Ali G voice) He’s got the same haircut as me Nan
The Chair Company is a metaphor for the covid vaccine
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Chair Company is a metaphor for the covid vaccine
Grok is threatening to disrupt another industry
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Grok is threatening to disrupt another industry
If I send you this it means I invested in NFTs or decided to do something else really stupid
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I send you this it means I invested in NFTs or decided to do something else really stupid
Having thoughts about sports that would cause howard stern to say “that’s wild”
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Having thoughts about sports that would cause howard stern to say “that’s wild”
Throw to first. Play’s at first.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Throw to first. Play’s at first.
Ball Control Offense 101 is in session please be seated and turn off your devices
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ball Control Offense 101 is in session please be seated and turn off your devices
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DeVonta Smith I want to have 10,000 of your babies
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
DeVonta Smith I want to have 10,000 of your babies
Sports hero Jalen Hurts
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sports hero Jalen Hurts