Crispy Anthony
@deepstatedani.bsky.social
i am like if winnie the pooh was a human woman
calling into work sick with the woke mind virus
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
calling into work sick with the woke mind virus
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Me and the boys celebrating today:
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Me and the boys celebrating today:
for april fools this year im going to tape people’s buttcheeks together
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
for april fools this year im going to tape people’s buttcheeks together
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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Have to post this because @dasharez0ne.bsky.social doesn't seem to have it and this one is just inarguably true
October 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Have to post this because @dasharez0ne.bsky.social doesn't seem to have it and this one is just inarguably true
I hope that the soylent green will taste like reeses pumpkins
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I hope that the soylent green will taste like reeses pumpkins
we need bipolar voices in political theory
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
we need bipolar voices in political theory
i have been thinking about this every day since i saw this post
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i have been thinking about this every day since i saw this post
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Remember when writers didn’t use AI and instead just stole their wife’s work and claimed it as their own?
August 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Remember when writers didn’t use AI and instead just stole their wife’s work and claimed it as their own?
when i refer to athleisure pls know that I mean this specific fit
June 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
when i refer to athleisure pls know that I mean this specific fit
does any1 want to be my friend on goodreads
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
does any1 want to be my friend on goodreads
im onto something here, i’m shore of it
June 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
im onto something here, i’m shore of it
tf is a “baby tee?” I am an adult woman
June 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
tf is a “baby tee?” I am an adult woman
lincoln navigator should be outlawed unless ur a drug dealer
June 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
lincoln navigator should be outlawed unless ur a drug dealer
dream blunt rotation
June 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
dream blunt rotation
this film and its mystery and intrigue continue to captivate
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
this film and its mystery and intrigue continue to captivate
im like vince mcmahon if he was a girl
June 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
im like vince mcmahon if he was a girl
imagine the sizzle when you slap that big fellah on the grill
June 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
imagine the sizzle when you slap that big fellah on the grill
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now that taylor swift now owns all her records, she should start taylor's versioning other albums that arent hers
May 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
now that taylor swift now owns all her records, she should start taylor's versioning other albums that arent hers
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A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer.
May 30, 2025.
#Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck
May 30, 2025.
#Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck
May 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer.
May 30, 2025.
#Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck
May 30, 2025.
#Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck
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[me and my buddy passing a $20 back and forth every second for 8 hours] we have each earned half a million dollars today
May 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
[me and my buddy passing a $20 back and forth every second for 8 hours] we have each earned half a million dollars today
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1. Buy all the clearance vapes
2. Use them
3. Bust them up for the rare earth minerals and trace amounts of precious metals
4. Profit
2. Use them
3. Bust them up for the rare earth minerals and trace amounts of precious metals
4. Profit
May 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
1. Buy all the clearance vapes
2. Use them
3. Bust them up for the rare earth minerals and trace amounts of precious metals
4. Profit
2. Use them
3. Bust them up for the rare earth minerals and trace amounts of precious metals
4. Profit
Ok, im gonna say what everyone is thinking: matthew mcconaugheys character in true detective is hot both young and old
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ok, im gonna say what everyone is thinking: matthew mcconaugheys character in true detective is hot both young and old
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in a desperate attempt to find airport food that wasnt a caloric/sodium disaster i braved everything by buying a package of Two Airport Hard Boiled Eggs. and then immediately flubbed opening the package sending my Airport Eggs tumbling in opposite directions down the terminal floor. cars 2 moment
May 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
in a desperate attempt to find airport food that wasnt a caloric/sodium disaster i braved everything by buying a package of Two Airport Hard Boiled Eggs. and then immediately flubbed opening the package sending my Airport Eggs tumbling in opposite directions down the terminal floor. cars 2 moment