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Chicago 🏙️ | Travel 🛫 | Food 🍽️
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· Apr 20
A Post a day keeps the sane friends away
Chicago's official state of mind this morning is "Wait, is it still snowing?"
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Chicago's official state of mind this morning is "Wait, is it still snowing?"
Cloudflare took down a chunk of the internet? I still remember the AWS outage. New WFH strategy: If a major web service fails, it's officially a mandatory Digital Restoration Day. My restoration involves a pillow and blankets.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Cloudflare took down a chunk of the internet? I still remember the AWS outage. New WFH strategy: If a major web service fails, it's officially a mandatory Digital Restoration Day. My restoration involves a pillow and blankets.
The first snow is always magical. By "magical," I mean my Chicago morning commute is now unpredictable 🪄
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The first snow is always magical. By "magical," I mean my Chicago morning commute is now unpredictable 🪄
I'm trying to figure out if watching the Chicago Marathon counts as cardio. I've been standing up for hours.
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm trying to figure out if watching the Chicago Marathon counts as cardio. I've been standing up for hours.
Nothing says "welcome to your productive flight" quite like a pre-flight text from United letting you know the internet is a no-go.
Guess we're going old school with post-it notes.
Guess we're going old school with post-it notes.
September 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nothing says "welcome to your productive flight" quite like a pre-flight text from United letting you know the internet is a no-go.
Guess we're going old school with post-it notes.
Guess we're going old school with post-it notes.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married? ..... Feyoncé
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married? ..... Feyoncé
Most puns make me feel numb- but maths puns… they make me feel number
August 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Most puns make me feel numb- but maths puns… they make me feel number
A Spirit Halloween opening in August is just the universe’s way of reminding you how far the year has slipped away from you.
August 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A Spirit Halloween opening in August is just the universe’s way of reminding you how far the year has slipped away from you.
I've heard of working smarter, not harder. Today I'm just working.... Slower, because I forgot my mouse at home and that deeply hits productivity.
July 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've heard of working smarter, not harder. Today I'm just working.... Slower, because I forgot my mouse at home and that deeply hits productivity.
This ice cream truck's playlist is giving "holiday spirit, no matter the weather." I appreciate the dedication, even if my brain is still processing 'Jingle Bells' in the middle of Chicago Summer
July 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This ice cream truck's playlist is giving "holiday spirit, no matter the weather." I appreciate the dedication, even if my brain is still processing 'Jingle Bells' in the middle of Chicago Summer
My apologies for the radio silence. We were busy conducting groundbreaking research into the optimal napping position. Results are conclusive: any flat surface will do.
July 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My apologies for the radio silence. We were busy conducting groundbreaking research into the optimal napping position. Results are conclusive: any flat surface will do.
I once had a full conversation with a dolphin. We just clicked.
June 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I once had a full conversation with a dolphin. We just clicked.
So this is what they meant by "AI is going to disrupt the industry"
June 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So this is what they meant by "AI is going to disrupt the industry"
My weekend was supposed to fix the jet lag. Apparently, the jet lag did not get the memo.
June 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My weekend was supposed to fix the jet lag. Apparently, the jet lag did not get the memo.
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asking the librarian if they have any books in dark mode
June 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
asking the librarian if they have any books in dark mode
My brain is still on vacation, but my body is back at work. Let's see which one wins.
June 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My brain is still on vacation, but my body is back at work. Let's see which one wins.
My social media presence has been enjoying a siesta here in Spain. Don't worry, I'm still alive, just prioritizing tapas over taps (on my phone).
June 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My social media presence has been enjoying a siesta here in Spain. Don't worry, I'm still alive, just prioritizing tapas over taps (on my phone).
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Pro tip: you can avoid putting “no DMs” in your bio by being super annoying (it’s worked for me for years)
May 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pro tip: you can avoid putting “no DMs” in your bio by being super annoying (it’s worked for me for years)
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Whoever came up with the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” was doing the opposite of cooking. They were putting ingredients back on the grocery shelves
May 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Whoever came up with the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” was doing the opposite of cooking. They were putting ingredients back on the grocery shelves
Goodbye, daily food adventures and hello, laundry mountain. The cycle of vacations continues.
May 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Goodbye, daily food adventures and hello, laundry mountain. The cycle of vacations continues.
Can't believe it's nearly been a year since I traded my regular life for a summer in CDMX. My Spanish might still be questionable, but coming back and I'm still sure I'm fluent in street food.
May 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can't believe it's nearly been a year since I traded my regular life for a summer in CDMX. My Spanish might still be questionable, but coming back and I'm still sure I'm fluent in street food.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Mayo neighs.
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Mayo neighs.
Skype shutting down is the end of an era - I don't even know how it fumbled so hard in the Pandemic era when it was used as a verb for so long.
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Skype shutting down is the end of an era - I don't even know how it fumbled so hard in the Pandemic era when it was used as a verb for so long.
I don't breakfast often but when I do, I usually need to fall asleep again right after
May 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't breakfast often but when I do, I usually need to fall asleep again right after
