Oops I Dart-ed Again 🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 (he/him/they)
@deejdart.bsky.social
Queer
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Pinned
For the new people:
I’m a gay, middle-aged, autistic cis stoner.
Brain is spicy as hell and I take a handful of meds to pretend to be normalish.
I’m unpacking a lifetime of fuckery.
Welcome
I’m a gay, middle-aged, autistic cis stoner.
Brain is spicy as hell and I take a handful of meds to pretend to be normalish.
I’m unpacking a lifetime of fuckery.
Welcome
I’ve been known to make dreams come true
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’ve been known to make dreams come true
Plants make chemicals to get rid of pests since they famously don’t move. Then the naked savanna ape decided they were delicious or the poison made you feel good and now plants are harvested for their chemical deterrents
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Plants make chemicals to get rid of pests since they famously don’t move. Then the naked savanna ape decided they were delicious or the poison made you feel good and now plants are harvested for their chemical deterrents
If someone with green skin showed up in the US we’d invent a new way to be racist
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If someone with green skin showed up in the US we’d invent a new way to be racist
When we transition to my new asst being here full time and the old one retired, I should be off Friday afternoon - Monday.
Real weekend bitches
Real weekend bitches
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When we transition to my new asst being here full time and the old one retired, I should be off Friday afternoon - Monday.
Real weekend bitches
Real weekend bitches
No new boyfriends until the New Year.
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No new boyfriends until the New Year.
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
A lot of you are way too poly not to be asking me out
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A lot of you are way too poly not to be asking me out
I’m realizing that if I’m avoiding something it’s normally because I know the emotions that will be involved and I don’t want to deal with them
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m realizing that if I’m avoiding something it’s normally because I know the emotions that will be involved and I don’t want to deal with them
You think it’s cute I’m a friend of crows?
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You think it’s cute I’m a friend of crows?
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
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What’s that Dart?
What were your options again???
-shut up-
What were your options again???
-shut up-
We see the choices people made, not what their other options were. We are also subject to the choices of others and don’t have any say in the matter.
Let’s judge folks a little less for their seemingly “poor decisions.”
Let’s judge folks a little less for their seemingly “poor decisions.”
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What’s that Dart?
What were your options again???
-shut up-
What were your options again???
-shut up-
We see the choices people made, not what their other options were. We are also subject to the choices of others and don’t have any say in the matter.
Let’s judge folks a little less for their seemingly “poor decisions.”
Let’s judge folks a little less for their seemingly “poor decisions.”
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We see the choices people made, not what their other options were. We are also subject to the choices of others and don’t have any say in the matter.
Let’s judge folks a little less for their seemingly “poor decisions.”
Let’s judge folks a little less for their seemingly “poor decisions.”
Drag queen giving math lessons I understand
It’s not a request, the algorithm just gave it to me and I’m shook
It’s not a request, the algorithm just gave it to me and I’m shook
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Drag queen giving math lessons I understand
It’s not a request, the algorithm just gave it to me and I’m shook
It’s not a request, the algorithm just gave it to me and I’m shook
The weather is perfect
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The weather is perfect
Random question:
When you took math tests and they gave you a sequence of numbers and you had to fill in the missing number, how did you do that?
Sometime in 4th or 5th grade I decided the answer would always be C. I’d do everything else, but no clue on those.
When you took math tests and they gave you a sequence of numbers and you had to fill in the missing number, how did you do that?
Sometime in 4th or 5th grade I decided the answer would always be C. I’d do everything else, but no clue on those.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Random question:
When you took math tests and they gave you a sequence of numbers and you had to fill in the missing number, how did you do that?
Sometime in 4th or 5th grade I decided the answer would always be C. I’d do everything else, but no clue on those.
When you took math tests and they gave you a sequence of numbers and you had to fill in the missing number, how did you do that?
Sometime in 4th or 5th grade I decided the answer would always be C. I’d do everything else, but no clue on those.
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:
• Freedom
• Enlightenment
• Gag
• Freedom
• Enlightenment
• Gag
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:
• Clarity
• Enlightenment
• Love
• Clarity
• Enlightenment
• Love
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:
• Freedom
• Enlightenment
• Gag
• Freedom
• Enlightenment
• Gag
I’m one wild hair away from ditching Insta too. I killed TikTok (I just can’t).
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m one wild hair away from ditching Insta too. I killed TikTok (I just can’t).
I have big projects I’m juggling at work and we just implemented a maintenance tracking system and app. I’m in fucking love with UpKeep. The communication is anxiety reducing
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have big projects I’m juggling at work and we just implemented a maintenance tracking system and app. I’m in fucking love with UpKeep. The communication is anxiety reducing
I just remembered one time that my friend’s older brother mooned us and I was thinking, “Why is that an insult? That looked nice.”
I still remember his hairy butt
35 years ago??
I still remember his hairy butt
35 years ago??
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I just remembered one time that my friend’s older brother mooned us and I was thinking, “Why is that an insult? That looked nice.”
I still remember his hairy butt
35 years ago??
I still remember his hairy butt
35 years ago??
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Space is a walkable distance straight up.
Sure, it might take a while, but I’d do it daily. Not sure why because most of my species sucks and I need some SPACE
Sure, it might take a while, but I’d do it daily. Not sure why because most of my species sucks and I need some SPACE
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Space is a walkable distance straight up.
Sure, it might take a while, but I’d do it daily. Not sure why because most of my species sucks and I need some SPACE
Sure, it might take a while, but I’d do it daily. Not sure why because most of my species sucks and I need some SPACE
People will literally sleep around to be a parent
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
People will literally sleep around to be a parent
Shoulder is still hurting from my tumble.
It makes sleeping a literal pain since I’m a side sleeper and that’s my preferred side.
Why can’t I just sleep on my back or belly?
It makes sleeping a literal pain since I’m a side sleeper and that’s my preferred side.
Why can’t I just sleep on my back or belly?
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Shoulder is still hurting from my tumble.
It makes sleeping a literal pain since I’m a side sleeper and that’s my preferred side.
Why can’t I just sleep on my back or belly?
It makes sleeping a literal pain since I’m a side sleeper and that’s my preferred side.
Why can’t I just sleep on my back or belly?
He was off tonight
Will try again tomorrow
I know the clock’s ticking, he has a job change coming soon
Will try again tomorrow
I know the clock’s ticking, he has a job change coming soon
I’m going to go back until I fix it because he’s cute as hell and I’ve been eyeing him
Damned blue eyes
Damned blue eyes
I do eventually realize I’m being hit on.
It’s just late enough to make it awkward
It’s just late enough to make it awkward
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
He was off tonight
Will try again tomorrow
I know the clock’s ticking, he has a job change coming soon
Will try again tomorrow
I know the clock’s ticking, he has a job change coming soon
I wanted to be Ursula the Seawitch growing up and I somehow feel like that says a lot.
a cartoon of a monster laughing with the words ha ha ha ha written below it .
ALT: a cartoon of a monster laughing with the words ha ha ha ha written below it .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I wanted to be Ursula the Seawitch growing up and I somehow feel like that says a lot.
It’s fascinating how many people manage to figure out how to follow a link to submit a payment when they find out my only option is to clear their web access and reinstate it
Click the one that says payment
It bypasses the login for you
TBH, what I can do, won’t help you
I didn’t make the website
Click the one that says payment
It bypasses the login for you
TBH, what I can do, won’t help you
I didn’t make the website
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s fascinating how many people manage to figure out how to follow a link to submit a payment when they find out my only option is to clear their web access and reinstate it
Click the one that says payment
It bypasses the login for you
TBH, what I can do, won’t help you
I didn’t make the website
Click the one that says payment
It bypasses the login for you
TBH, what I can do, won’t help you
I didn’t make the website