Okey Dokey Dartly🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 (he/they)
@deejdart.bsky.social
Queer as in cis gay man
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo
Pinned
Fuck the patriarchy, have gay sex
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now and forever: romance novels/pornography is not sex ed and if you think it is, you have been listening to republicans.
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
now and forever: romance novels/pornography is not sex ed and if you think it is, you have been listening to republicans.
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I started gay fucking in ye olde days and did dozens and dozens of anal sexes before I even heard of somebody sandblasting their colon before getting plowed. and it was fine! fine!
if you go rooting around haunted houses, you can't freak out when you see a ghost. relax. calm down. be less neurotic.
if you go rooting around haunted houses, you can't freak out when you see a ghost. relax. calm down. be less neurotic.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I started gay fucking in ye olde days and did dozens and dozens of anal sexes before I even heard of somebody sandblasting their colon before getting plowed. and it was fine! fine!
if you go rooting around haunted houses, you can't freak out when you see a ghost. relax. calm down. be less neurotic.
if you go rooting around haunted houses, you can't freak out when you see a ghost. relax. calm down. be less neurotic.
Why does a “Christian Country” defend pedophiles?
I guess I should be asking, Why do Christians defend pedos?
I even had to deal with people defending them. More than once. Like, why is it so hard to throw every ounce of the law at anyone who harms a kid?
I guess I should be asking, Why do Christians defend pedos?
I even had to deal with people defending them. More than once. Like, why is it so hard to throw every ounce of the law at anyone who harms a kid?
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why does a “Christian Country” defend pedophiles?
I guess I should be asking, Why do Christians defend pedos?
I even had to deal with people defending them. More than once. Like, why is it so hard to throw every ounce of the law at anyone who harms a kid?
I guess I should be asking, Why do Christians defend pedos?
I even had to deal with people defending them. More than once. Like, why is it so hard to throw every ounce of the law at anyone who harms a kid?
That was a shitty apple. First from the bag and that worries me.
If #2 is bad, apple crisp
Then I can fix it with spices. Just not a good flavor
If #2 is bad, apple crisp
Then I can fix it with spices. Just not a good flavor
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That was a shitty apple. First from the bag and that worries me.
If #2 is bad, apple crisp
Then I can fix it with spices. Just not a good flavor
If #2 is bad, apple crisp
Then I can fix it with spices. Just not a good flavor
I’m thinking of starting the Fellowship of BAGAGWA
Meet once a week to learn the word of Merv and wait for the coming of Charals. If you offend BAGAGWA, you are consigned to Ohio. If you’re from Ohio, you get credit for time served.
Meet once a week to learn the word of Merv and wait for the coming of Charals. If you offend BAGAGWA, you are consigned to Ohio. If you’re from Ohio, you get credit for time served.
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m thinking of starting the Fellowship of BAGAGWA
Meet once a week to learn the word of Merv and wait for the coming of Charals. If you offend BAGAGWA, you are consigned to Ohio. If you’re from Ohio, you get credit for time served.
Meet once a week to learn the word of Merv and wait for the coming of Charals. If you offend BAGAGWA, you are consigned to Ohio. If you’re from Ohio, you get credit for time served.
Serenity
The color of every bland house in the HOA
The color of every bland house in the HOA
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Serenity
The color of every bland house in the HOA
The color of every bland house in the HOA
this is the ideal gay couple
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
this is the ideal gay couple
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
Problem with getting older is when they give you the fun drugs legally they just make you feel normal
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Problem with getting older is when they give you the fun drugs legally they just make you feel normal
I find myself defending the Closet as a tool for survival and reminding folks that not everyone can actually be Out.
It’s a dangerous and deadly tool, something only meant for short-term survival. But it’s a tool that is STILL NEEDED and the only people who can judge its need are those that use it
It’s a dangerous and deadly tool, something only meant for short-term survival. But it’s a tool that is STILL NEEDED and the only people who can judge its need are those that use it
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I find myself defending the Closet as a tool for survival and reminding folks that not everyone can actually be Out.
It’s a dangerous and deadly tool, something only meant for short-term survival. But it’s a tool that is STILL NEEDED and the only people who can judge its need are those that use it
It’s a dangerous and deadly tool, something only meant for short-term survival. But it’s a tool that is STILL NEEDED and the only people who can judge its need are those that use it
Why are you gay?
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Why are you gay?
When he’s dead, we need to sue his estate to pay for of his damages. Then use the rest for reparations
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When he’s dead, we need to sue his estate to pay for of his damages. Then use the rest for reparations
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
The Grinch was a Who that always subjected to decades of isolation and torment due to hypermelanism and hypertrichosis. He was forced out of town and then forced to listen to them celebrate unity and love. The hypocrisy angered him.
He relented when he realized he was harming kids who did nothing
He relented when he realized he was harming kids who did nothing
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Grinch was a Who that always subjected to decades of isolation and torment due to hypermelanism and hypertrichosis. He was forced out of town and then forced to listen to them celebrate unity and love. The hypocrisy angered him.
He relented when he realized he was harming kids who did nothing
He relented when he realized he was harming kids who did nothing
This feels like me dodging moms, grandmas, and aunts trying to set me up with their female relative because, “we always wanted a minister in the family.”
Church holidays involved me hiding in the sound booth or being “too busy.”
Church holidays involved me hiding in the sound booth or being “too busy.”
A holiday movie with all the Hallmark tropes. Except, the protagonist is aware of what’s happening and is resisting.
Not a conspiracy, but sort of like being hunted down by the Hallmark Christmas Spirit like Death in Final Destination.
It’s all genuine and real, but they don’t want it.
Not a conspiracy, but sort of like being hunted down by the Hallmark Christmas Spirit like Death in Final Destination.
It’s all genuine and real, but they don’t want it.
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This feels like me dodging moms, grandmas, and aunts trying to set me up with their female relative because, “we always wanted a minister in the family.”
Church holidays involved me hiding in the sound booth or being “too busy.”
Church holidays involved me hiding in the sound booth or being “too busy.”
A holiday movie with all the Hallmark tropes. Except, the protagonist is aware of what’s happening and is resisting.
Not a conspiracy, but sort of like being hunted down by the Hallmark Christmas Spirit like Death in Final Destination.
It’s all genuine and real, but they don’t want it.
Not a conspiracy, but sort of like being hunted down by the Hallmark Christmas Spirit like Death in Final Destination.
It’s all genuine and real, but they don’t want it.
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A holiday movie with all the Hallmark tropes. Except, the protagonist is aware of what’s happening and is resisting.
Not a conspiracy, but sort of like being hunted down by the Hallmark Christmas Spirit like Death in Final Destination.
It’s all genuine and real, but they don’t want it.
Not a conspiracy, but sort of like being hunted down by the Hallmark Christmas Spirit like Death in Final Destination.
It’s all genuine and real, but they don’t want it.
Now back to my regular shitposting
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Now back to my regular shitposting
People want the scientific method to produce sure answers. Information that is settled and can never be in doubt, like religion.
Religion provides surety in the face of uncertainty.
We try to make science a religion and that’s not how it works.
Science is never certain, it’s always testing.
Religion provides surety in the face of uncertainty.
We try to make science a religion and that’s not how it works.
Science is never certain, it’s always testing.
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
People want the scientific method to produce sure answers. Information that is settled and can never be in doubt, like religion.
Religion provides surety in the face of uncertainty.
We try to make science a religion and that’s not how it works.
Science is never certain, it’s always testing.
Religion provides surety in the face of uncertainty.
We try to make science a religion and that’s not how it works.
Science is never certain, it’s always testing.
Been watching an episode a night because it’s a bit much to binge, but I highly recommend Hell Motel
youtu.be/IWpPLcJdtlc?...
youtu.be/IWpPLcJdtlc?...
Hell Motel | Official Trailer | Shudder
YouTube video by Shudder
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December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Been watching an episode a night because it’s a bit much to binge, but I highly recommend Hell Motel
youtu.be/IWpPLcJdtlc?...
youtu.be/IWpPLcJdtlc?...
Surprising no one, we all got coal
Trump is a pedophile
Trump is a pedophile
Happy Epstein File Day!
To those who celebrate
To those who celebrate
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Surprising no one, we all got coal
Trump is a pedophile
Trump is a pedophile
If people can believe transubstantiation, surely they can believe some folks are transgender.
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If people can believe transubstantiation, surely they can believe some folks are transgender.
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What are pickles if not cucumbers persevering
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What are pickles if not cucumbers persevering
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TPUSA is America's Hitler Youth. We really need to treat it as such.
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
TPUSA is America's Hitler Youth. We really need to treat it as such.
Why is making strawberries into a pie any worse than shortcake?
a cartoon of a man with a purple hat and glasses is holding a baby in his arms .
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a purple hat and glasses is holding a baby in his arms .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why is making strawberries into a pie any worse than shortcake?
We live in a world where an Angry Mulan Man has taught white people to wash their rice
I didn’t know until I was 38, my first boyfriend taught me. He is Puerto Rican.
I didn’t know until I was 38, my first boyfriend taught me. He is Puerto Rican.
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We live in a world where an Angry Mulan Man has taught white people to wash their rice
I didn’t know until I was 38, my first boyfriend taught me. He is Puerto Rican.
I didn’t know until I was 38, my first boyfriend taught me. He is Puerto Rican.
Happy Epstein File Day!
To those who celebrate
To those who celebrate
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Epstein File Day!
To those who celebrate
To those who celebrate