BUCKERS
@deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman x
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I won’t lie, ever since DJ Pied Piper and the Masters of Ceremonies asked me in 2001 “do you really line it? Is it, is it wicked ”, I have in fact, liked fuck all and only found things to be wicked in the proper sense of the word x
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I won’t lie, ever since DJ Pied Piper and the Masters of Ceremonies asked me in 2001 “do you really line it? Is it, is it wicked ”, I have in fact, liked fuck all and only found things to be wicked in the proper sense of the word x
Just been on Facebook (don’t go often) and saw a man comment on a B37 group. Checked his profile: “vews r my one” Are they Keith? Glad they’re yours because if you’d stolen them from someone else I’d be worried which one of your mates drives a car with a very fucking obvious brain injury! x
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just been on Facebook (don’t go often) and saw a man comment on a B37 group. Checked his profile: “vews r my one” Are they Keith? Glad they’re yours because if you’d stolen them from someone else I’d be worried which one of your mates drives a car with a very fucking obvious brain injury! x
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Wooooooo Buckers has a *boyfriend*. And he's from space.
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wooooooo Buckers has a *boyfriend*. And he's from space.
OK, you have until 3pm. What's your problem? I'll tell you how to sort it x
Might start a thread where people give me their problems and I give advice? I'm sure nothing bad will happen
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
OK, you have until 3pm. What's your problem? I'll tell you how to sort it x
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you take their spare car key, lift their car from work and park it round the corner from your house. Then have it resprayed, re-registered, then fly to Krakow x
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you take their spare car key, lift their car from work and park it round the corner from your house. Then have it resprayed, re-registered, then fly to Krakow x
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Decided to share my opinions on Keith Lemon: The Film whilst dressed as Thelma from Scooby Doo, for some reason?
Why not give this a listen while I get Gok Wan on the blower? x
Why not give this a listen while I get Gok Wan on the blower? x
@deathofbuckley.bsky.social was so keen to talk about #KeithLemon, she watched the film FIVE TIMES!
To check out the whole episode, find it here.
pod.fo/e/342b07
To check out the whole episode, find it here.
pod.fo/e/342b07
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Decided to share my opinions on Keith Lemon: The Film whilst dressed as Thelma from Scooby Doo, for some reason?
Why not give this a listen while I get Gok Wan on the blower? x
Why not give this a listen while I get Gok Wan on the blower? x
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I have laughed at this about 300 times. I know what’s coming, I WAS THERE, but still I laugh like a drain x
NEXT RECLINING PAIR PODCAST is out next week, why not catch up here - recliningpair.buzzsprout.com/2188080
NEXT RECLINING PAIR PODCAST is out next week, why not catch up here - recliningpair.buzzsprout.com/2188080
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I have laughed at this about 300 times. I know what’s coming, I WAS THERE, but still I laugh like a drain x
NEXT RECLINING PAIR PODCAST is out next week, why not catch up here - recliningpair.buzzsprout.com/2188080
NEXT RECLINING PAIR PODCAST is out next week, why not catch up here - recliningpair.buzzsprout.com/2188080
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Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x
Just watched a video on TikTok about how dentists do fillings. Looks a piece of piss. I also watched a video on shoeing horses which looked slightly harder. Anyway, I’ll shoe your teeth £40 each x
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Just watched a video on TikTok about how dentists do fillings. Looks a piece of piss. I also watched a video on shoeing horses which looked slightly harder. Anyway, I’ll shoe your teeth £40 each x
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...
Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x
You think the main guy is a maniac but he isn’t, he’s just YOLOing a full day which makes everyone else who’s stuck in the banality of life look like the actual maniacs. His mum needs laying out, btw. 8.9/10 x
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You think the main guy is a maniac but he isn’t, he’s just YOLOing a full day which makes everyone else who’s stuck in the banality of life look like the actual maniacs. His mum needs laying out, btw. 8.9/10 x
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif x
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif x
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Hear me out, Smints but Smince
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hear me out, Smints but Smince
I’d rather have a mammogram done using two bricks falling off scaffold than use a dating app ever again x
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’d rather have a mammogram done using two bricks falling off scaffold than use a dating app ever again x
Sick of people saying “who’s Mark Bonnar”? DO YOU NOT HAVE A FUCKING TELE?!
Yeh, him x
Fittest man on Earth x
Yeh, him x
Fittest man on Earth x
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Sick of people saying “who’s Mark Bonnar”? DO YOU NOT HAVE A FUCKING TELE?!
Yeh, him x
Fittest man on Earth x
Yeh, him x
Fittest man on Earth x
£13.89 into your bank account if you can find him 😅 x
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
£13.89 into your bank account if you can find him 😅 x
Your baby won’t stop crying? Have you tried booing at them and giving a thumbs down? x
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Your baby won’t stop crying? Have you tried booing at them and giving a thumbs down? x
Springsteen’s on the box x
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Springsteen’s on the box x
OK, I’ve been out and spent £14 on sweets. If no one comes this evening I’m going to go round the street, visit every house, and put their windows in x
I haven't got time to fetch Halloween sweets for the kids tonight so they'll have to make do with a divvied up box of staples (unused) and a one finger dip in my Carmex lip balm x
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
OK, I’ve been out and spent £14 on sweets. If no one comes this evening I’m going to go round the street, visit every house, and put their windows in x