Death Cab for Callie, MS
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Elle woods, just trying to survive a dystopian hellscape.
He’s out of surgery and doing so well! His tonsils and adenoids were “massive” according to his surgeon, and there was fluid behind both ear drums.
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
He’s out of surgery and doing so well! His tonsils and adenoids were “massive” according to his surgeon, and there was fluid behind both ear drums.
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Is administration is full of ignorant liars.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Is administration is full of ignorant liars.
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This is actually who Gavin Newsom is, folks
He's not even a Liberal. Just a moderate-right conservative who registered under the one party that would get him elected in California.
He's not even a Liberal. Just a moderate-right conservative who registered under the one party that would get him elected in California.
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
This is actually who Gavin Newsom is, folks
He's not even a Liberal. Just a moderate-right conservative who registered under the one party that would get him elected in California.
He's not even a Liberal. Just a moderate-right conservative who registered under the one party that would get him elected in California.
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
PhDs are interesting because you're called a "trainee", and paid less than minimum wage. However, I have not received any actual training lmao.
I'm just doing labor for other people who have normalized not paying me for my labor.
I'm just doing labor for other people who have normalized not paying me for my labor.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
PhDs are interesting because you're called a "trainee", and paid less than minimum wage. However, I have not received any actual training lmao.
I'm just doing labor for other people who have normalized not paying me for my labor.
I'm just doing labor for other people who have normalized not paying me for my labor.
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ICE has existed for 23 years, and it has been an unnecessary and expensive mistake for the entire 23 years.
It's time to terminate this expensive and dangerous error.
It's time to terminate this expensive and dangerous error.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
ICE has existed for 23 years, and it has been an unnecessary and expensive mistake for the entire 23 years.
It's time to terminate this expensive and dangerous error.
It's time to terminate this expensive and dangerous error.
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I think they literally must have instructed these ice goons to say “didn’t you learn from what just happened” because videos keep popping up of them saying it. It’s thespian hour at the goon squad. It’s not going to work to stop people from giving them shit. Delusional jackasses.
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I think they literally must have instructed these ice goons to say “didn’t you learn from what just happened” because videos keep popping up of them saying it. It’s thespian hour at the goon squad. It’s not going to work to stop people from giving them shit. Delusional jackasses.
He will also want their names, thanks in advance!
Elliott's surgery is this Friday. He enjoys looking at pictures, particularly those of animals. Please send your dogs and cats, etc.
He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".
He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
He will also want their names, thanks in advance!
Elliott's surgery is this Friday. He enjoys looking at pictures, particularly those of animals. Please send your dogs and cats, etc.
He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".
He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Elliott's surgery is this Friday. He enjoys looking at pictures, particularly those of animals. Please send your dogs and cats, etc.
He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".
He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
I can't imagine looking at this and thinking, "Yeah, he'll make us healthy again."
WOOF. Like gnawed on fruit leather.
WOOF. Like gnawed on fruit leather.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I can't imagine looking at this and thinking, "Yeah, he'll make us healthy again."
WOOF. Like gnawed on fruit leather.
WOOF. Like gnawed on fruit leather.
Elliott: "You hurted my feelings. They are very hurting."
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Elliott: "You hurted my feelings. They are very hurting."
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
The disconnect required to praise Ashli Babbitt while pretending Nicole Good instigated her death needs to be intensively psychologically studied.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The disconnect required to praise Ashli Babbitt while pretending Nicole Good instigated her death needs to be intensively psychologically studied.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
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El and I are still alive, just needed a break.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
El and I are still alive, just needed a break.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
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"Watson was also famously insulting and arrogant as a professor at Harvard, even for a professor at Harvard."
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Watson was also famously insulting and arrogant as a professor at Harvard, even for a professor at Harvard."
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
Elliott’s daycare closed early due to staffing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Elliott’s daycare closed early due to staffing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
White Christian Nationalists spamming feeds with "Never forget" with Mamdani's face superimposed over the twin towers are so genuinely unhinged.
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
White Christian Nationalists spamming feeds with "Never forget" with Mamdani's face superimposed over the twin towers are so genuinely unhinged.
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
If you don’t invest in your trainees they will remember and you’d better hope they aren’t mouthy.😘💋
So I love when potential trainees reach out to me about a former bad PI bc TBH throwing the bad ones under the bus so they can get less trainees and science can heal and other, better PIs can train those people instead is one of my fave hobbies.💁🏼♀️🫡😏
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you don’t invest in your trainees they will remember and you’d better hope they aren’t mouthy.😘💋
So I love when potential trainees reach out to me about a former bad PI bc TBH throwing the bad ones under the bus so they can get less trainees and science can heal and other, better PIs can train those people instead is one of my fave hobbies.💁🏼♀️🫡😏
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So I love when potential trainees reach out to me about a former bad PI bc TBH throwing the bad ones under the bus so they can get less trainees and science can heal and other, better PIs can train those people instead is one of my fave hobbies.💁🏼♀️🫡😏
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The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.