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Dyll 🐸
@dcriism.bsky.social
Digital content editor whistleout.com.au 😚🛜

Writing about telco in Australia and sometimes reviews for reviews.org

Interested in all things productivity and health tech-related. Skeeting nonsense until I have a hit.
What do you mean you’ve never heard of the 2004 film Black Beauty, about a stallion born in the England, who recalls his life experiences through narration and voiced by Alan Cumming?
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I don't understand streamers/streaming. How does anyone read the chat that's moving at 100 miles an hour?

Very busy form of engagement. Not for me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It is December!
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Feels like a cheat but my current play on Balatro is to try and get to scientific notation by playing the earliest blinds on the more creative decks. Lots of fun combos being had.
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It's okay I did it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I was ecstatic to receive this message from Fergus regarding "Big Coat Harper!!!!"

Her coat's so big because it's where she hides all her knives for backstabbing her friends. Said with love.
Let's gooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Tooth gems as fashion? No dawg looks like you got spinach in your teeth 🙂‍↕️
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Very nice to have a meeting with external folks and validate through the trial by fire of their various questions that you do in fact know your shit.

Even got a hi five from a colleague afterwards, which is as good as a trophy from this former over-achiever.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ya boi Mamdani clinched it. Mashallah.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Them: How was your break?
Me: Eh it was okay, I’m stressed
Them: Oh, why?
Me: *motions to real and existential horrors unfolding in my life*
Them: oh yeah I forgot about that *motions to horrors*
Me: I’m doing lots of crying

We’re all just doing our best aren’t we?
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Microsoft forced its AI into 365 and wanted people to pay extra for the privilege. Didn't make it obvious that there was an option without AI.

The ACCC is now suing them over it. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Microsoft sued for allegedly misleading millions of Australians with its AI pricing
Tech giant faces hefty fines from consumer watchdog for allegedly trying to convince customers to pay more than needed for their Microsoft 365 subscription
www.theguardian.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Five days off work and utterly perplexed with what to do with all my spare time.

The Traitors seems like a good time?
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Me: 😢
Also me: This is pretty fucked up but *dark humour* as copium
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Me: probable ADHDer, chronic oversharer
Also me: so would you like to know the family lore?
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Boat parties are a trap! Great fun! But then you can’t leave!
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
How does one navigate the SXSW schedule??
October 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Wearing a nose strip on the way to park run to help me breathe better and like what? Am I a human pug?

I can smell the flowers?

Can also smell the garbage bins better 😿
October 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m so annoying today.
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
James Cameron just wants to be a mermaid and I just think that’s neat.
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The water calls to me like it once called to Harold Holt.
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Cannot recommend it enough*

Logline: alt-universe/alt-history forget Cold War between states imagine a Cold War between six individuals with world ending powers. They must NEVER fight
Weird to talk about comics on main but if you’ve never picked up a comic book in your life I cannot recommend @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social’s The Power Fantasy.

It is equal parts gorgeous, thought-provoking and highly entertaining. Every issue ups the ante.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Weird to talk about comics on main but if you’ve never picked up a comic book in your life I cannot recommend @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social’s The Power Fantasy.

It is equal parts gorgeous, thought-provoking and highly entertaining. Every issue ups the ante.
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM