Dave
@dcooke.bsky.social
Nothing to see here. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him 🍂 Bi.
🇬🇧 Doggy Daddy. Happily not single.
🇬🇧 Doggy Daddy. Happily not single.
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Creole butter smoked turkey went down very well!
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Creole butter smoked turkey went down very well!
Christmas tree with bonus lab.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Christmas tree with bonus lab.
Very impressed with all of your meat! #thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Very impressed with all of your meat! #thanksgiving
Really need to jailbreak my kindle and wack a load of books on there.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Really need to jailbreak my kindle and wack a load of books on there.
Ugh, the cinemas around here are so terrible. My home system is better! Really want to see new Wicked but I don’t want it ruined by crappy quality.
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Ugh, the cinemas around here are so terrible. My home system is better! Really want to see new Wicked but I don’t want it ruined by crappy quality.
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
After watching the Interview with a Vampire series (really loved it), we decided to give the Mayfair Witches a try.
Holy shit what a mess…
Holy shit what a mess…
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
After watching the Interview with a Vampire series (really loved it), we decided to give the Mayfair Witches a try.
Holy shit what a mess…
Holy shit what a mess…
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Passing by an Apple Store, resistance was futile😎
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Passing by an Apple Store, resistance was futile😎
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
Morning cuddles with my girl.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Morning cuddles with my girl.
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Frankenstein was visually great, but it got a bit slow toward the end.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Frankenstein was visually great, but it got a bit slow toward the end.
Breaking: The Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government.
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Breaking: The Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government.
Just liked a load of slutty pics on my main because I just don’t care any more 😁
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Just liked a load of slutty pics on my main because I just don’t care any more 😁
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Forgot to say happy N7 Day 😁
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Forgot to say happy N7 Day 😁
My girl loves a good wriggle 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My girl loves a good wriggle 🥰
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Most European center-left parties bear the name Socialist.
Get over it
It means they have healthcare and try to rein in money-grubbing sociopaths from screwing over people to maximize shareholder profits
Get over it
It means they have healthcare and try to rein in money-grubbing sociopaths from screwing over people to maximize shareholder profits
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Most European center-left parties bear the name Socialist.
Get over it
It means they have healthcare and try to rein in money-grubbing sociopaths from screwing over people to maximize shareholder profits
Get over it
It means they have healthcare and try to rein in money-grubbing sociopaths from screwing over people to maximize shareholder profits
Making an effort for an interview.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Making an effort for an interview.
So Halloween went well, but the blood bags cocktails took out a few people…
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
So Halloween went well, but the blood bags cocktails took out a few people…
Anyone know if the Vecna chimes are on any tracks from the Stranger Things albums? I can’t find it. #strangerthings #halloween #vecna
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Anyone know if the Vecna chimes are on any tracks from the Stranger Things albums? I can’t find it. #strangerthings #halloween #vecna
What is the plural of apocalypse? It feels like it’s been trying to kick off since 2020.
Have all four horsemen joined forces? Are they getting in each other’s way?
Have all four horsemen joined forces? Are they getting in each other’s way?
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What is the plural of apocalypse? It feels like it’s been trying to kick off since 2020.
Have all four horsemen joined forces? Are they getting in each other’s way?
Have all four horsemen joined forces? Are they getting in each other’s way?