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more aks &dogs. Radical liberal. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. Pro dumpling account. clip clop waiting room
aksfjh on discord, aksfjh.74 on signal
he/them
I use databases, not all of them are good
no I'm not like this IRL, this where brain farts air out
aksfjh on discord, aksfjh.74 on signal
he/them
I use databases, not all of them are good
no I'm not like this IRL, this where brain farts air out
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gotta feel for all those people getting followers from starter packs
all of my followers are organic, non-gmo, sexy, free range so idk the struggle, but I bet it's real
all of my followers are organic, non-gmo, sexy, free range so idk the struggle, but I bet it's real
awwwwwww
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
awwwwwww
there's still time to detonate a nuclear blast to cook your frozen turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
there's still time to detonate a nuclear blast to cook your frozen turkey
steam punk star trek
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
steam punk star trek
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i was prepared for this moment by many hours as a child playing Rush Hour
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i was prepared for this moment by many hours as a child playing Rush Hour
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Watching this again with my kids, what a picture
Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Watching this again with my kids, what a picture
used the correct amount of seasoning?
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
used the correct amount of seasoning?
ah well, at least thermodynamics still works
microsoft can't break that
microsoft can't break that
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ah well, at least thermodynamics still works
microsoft can't break that
microsoft can't break that
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"wouldn't you want this to look authentic? like it's your own original creation?"
no, because I want to do this as a bit, as a joke, for humor and laughs
trodding on the brilliance that came before me, extracting more than it was meant to give
and there should be *traces* where I touch
no, because I want to do this as a bit, as a joke, for humor and laughs
trodding on the brilliance that came before me, extracting more than it was meant to give
and there should be *traces* where I touch
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"wouldn't you want this to look authentic? like it's your own original creation?"
no, because I want to do this as a bit, as a joke, for humor and laughs
trodding on the brilliance that came before me, extracting more than it was meant to give
and there should be *traces* where I touch
no, because I want to do this as a bit, as a joke, for humor and laughs
trodding on the brilliance that came before me, extracting more than it was meant to give
and there should be *traces* where I touch
this goes for everyone
which is why it's always weird to see people think and comment around this, "it was always inside of them! they finally felt they could let it out!"
to those people, you have this beast inside of you too. If you do not see it lurking within you, you too will fall quickly
which is why it's always weird to see people think and comment around this, "it was always inside of them! they finally felt they could let it out!"
to those people, you have this beast inside of you too. If you do not see it lurking within you, you too will fall quickly
This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
It’s really funny how a generation will roll its eyes at parents who watch Fox News but doesn’t see why being immersed in Twitter is having the same effect. Lots of serious people show up on Fox News too but that shouldn’t be your primary source on the news.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this goes for everyone
which is why it's always weird to see people think and comment around this, "it was always inside of them! they finally felt they could let it out!"
to those people, you have this beast inside of you too. If you do not see it lurking within you, you too will fall quickly
which is why it's always weird to see people think and comment around this, "it was always inside of them! they finally felt they could let it out!"
to those people, you have this beast inside of you too. If you do not see it lurking within you, you too will fall quickly
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I can't make memes like this, fuck microsoft
wow so microsoft really went and broke paint with windows 11
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can't make memes like this, fuck microsoft
wow so microsoft really went and broke paint with windows 11
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
wow so microsoft really went and broke paint with windows 11
to those that celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
to those that celebrate
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Colorado’s gray wolves stuck a little closer to central parts of the state in late October and November.
Here’s where Colorado’s gray wolves roamed in past month
Colorado’s gray wolves stuck a little closer to central parts of the state in late October and November.
trib.al
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Colorado’s gray wolves stuck a little closer to central parts of the state in late October and November.
imagine being a bouba species and designing a HUUUUUUGE warning that's all kiki and shit
and the next civilization that stumbles across it is actually kiki and believes it to be some mystical monument to them
only for it to be deadly radiation
and the next civilization that stumbles across it is actually kiki and believes it to be some mystical monument to them
only for it to be deadly radiation
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
imagine being a bouba species and designing a HUUUUUUGE warning that's all kiki and shit
and the next civilization that stumbles across it is actually kiki and believes it to be some mystical monument to them
only for it to be deadly radiation
and the next civilization that stumbles across it is actually kiki and believes it to be some mystical monument to them
only for it to be deadly radiation
really, with hindsight into how filters went from options to be goofy or dramatic to "makes everyone a kind of 'pretty' without their consent" in about 0.2s, we broadly should have been more prepared for computer generated revenge porn and CSAM
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
really, with hindsight into how filters went from options to be goofy or dramatic to "makes everyone a kind of 'pretty' without their consent" in about 0.2s, we broadly should have been more prepared for computer generated revenge porn and CSAM
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there's still time to throw a frozen turkey in the air fryer
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
there's still time to throw a frozen turkey in the air fryer
I really hope people got the dolphin-free cranberries this year...
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I really hope people got the dolphin-free cranberries this year...
there's still time to throw a frozen turkey in the air fryer
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
there's still time to throw a frozen turkey in the air fryer
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Once again; you can't moderate your way to neutralizing an issue like immigration.
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
YOU WANTED NET IMMIGRATION TO COME DOWN! THIS IS WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Once again; you can't moderate your way to neutralizing an issue like immigration.
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
it's an impossibly tough job for someone illiterate but he's giving it his best
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it's an impossibly tough job for someone illiterate but he's giving it his best
UN Squadron
Seeing Chrono Trigger repeatedly given as an answer to this meme.
The quality I find among the most mediocre in people is a complete void of imagination with how to make troubled things better. Brussels sprouts taste good now, because the scientists who made them good didn't settle for "more pizza"
The quality I find among the most mediocre in people is a complete void of imagination with how to make troubled things better. Brussels sprouts taste good now, because the scientists who made them good didn't settle for "more pizza"
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
UN Squadron
trump is dying, new drugs they got him on to prolong his life aren't working as well as the old ones
He knows there is a word but doesn’t know what it is?
Why is this written like a stream of consciousness?
Why is this written like a stream of consciousness?
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
trump is dying, new drugs they got him on to prolong his life aren't working as well as the old ones