Dayanara Ryelle 虎
@dayaryelle.bsky.social
Pagan⛥, writer-type-person🖊, Dem Election Inspector/Chair📑 from Michigan, Purdue Global grad⚖️. Cat mom. 🐅 Sarcastic fantastic. ♑🌞♌🔼♐🌜 [Z word = instant block. ☮️]
Saw a tweet from Rotten Melon where he said, "You don't change the world working less than forty hours."
I work elections. I change the world eight hours a time, 0-4 times a year. 😆
I work elections. I change the world eight hours a time, 0-4 times a year. 😆
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Saw a tweet from Rotten Melon where he said, "You don't change the world working less than forty hours."
I work elections. I change the world eight hours a time, 0-4 times a year. 😆
I work elections. I change the world eight hours a time, 0-4 times a year. 😆
THANK THE GODS ALL AT ONCE!
Let me be clear: our citizens’ private data is not up for grabs.
I will always stand up to anyone — no matter how powerful — to protect Michiganders’ privacy and their rights. And I’m calling on state officials across the country to stand firm and do the same. michiganadvance.com/briefs/feder...
I will always stand up to anyone — no matter how powerful — to protect Michiganders’ privacy and their rights. And I’m calling on state officials across the country to stand firm and do the same. michiganadvance.com/briefs/feder...
Federal judge dismisses Trump administration attempt to access Michigan voter rolls • Michigan Advance
Judge Hala Jarbou, an appointee of President Donald Trump, has ruled that there is no federal law requiring states to turn over voter registration lists to the federal government, dismissing a case br...
michiganadvance.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
THANK THE GODS ALL AT ONCE!
The company I've used to file my taxes for the last several years is the ONLY Federal Free File participant I DON'T qualify for this year. (Too poor!🤣)
That's okay. I'll just not file anymore, unless I work elections in East Lansing (or elsewhere that doesn't pay under the table). 😁
That's okay. I'll just not file anymore, unless I work elections in East Lansing (or elsewhere that doesn't pay under the table). 😁
February 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The company I've used to file my taxes for the last several years is the ONLY Federal Free File participant I DON'T qualify for this year. (Too poor!🤣)
That's okay. I'll just not file anymore, unless I work elections in East Lansing (or elsewhere that doesn't pay under the table). 😁
That's okay. I'll just not file anymore, unless I work elections in East Lansing (or elsewhere that doesn't pay under the table). 😁
One of "their" candidates is running for governor again and says that Michigan is "pathetic". Remember that!
The fraud perpetrated by the defendants robbed eight candidates of their chance to appear on the ballot, defrauded their campaigns and denied millions of Michiganders a choice in the 2022 gubernatorial election.
bridgemi.com/michigan-gov...
bridgemi.com/michigan-gov...
Jury convicts in signature fraud scandal that rocked 2022 Michigan governor race - Bridge Michigan
Jury finds two men guilty of conducting a criminal enterprise for fraudulent petition signatures that kept five governor candidates off Michigan's 2022 ballot.
bridgemi.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
One of "their" candidates is running for governor again and says that Michigan is "pathetic". Remember that!
Just in case anyone here still has the crazy idea that ICE is only kidnapping people of color:
#fuckICE #meltICE
#fuckICE #meltICE
Irish man detained by ICE in Texas for five months says he fears for his life | CNN
An Irish man who has been in US immigration detention for five months has said he fears for his life and is confined in appalling conditions, as international scrutiny grows over the treatment of immi...
www.cnn.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
People in a Pokémon chat: DiScOrD iS dEmAnDiNg OuR pErSoNaL iNfO sTaRtInG nExT mOnTh!
Me, after researching: only if you make a habit of accessing age-restricted content on there.
What I didn't say: but if you want to boycott over a misunderstanding, have at it.
Me, after researching: only if you make a habit of accessing age-restricted content on there.
What I didn't say: but if you want to boycott over a misunderstanding, have at it.
Discord faces backlash over age checks after data breach exposed 70,000 IDs
Discord to block adult content unless users verify ages with selfies or IDs.
arstechnica.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
People in a Pokémon chat: DiScOrD iS dEmAnDiNg OuR pErSoNaL iNfO sTaRtInG nExT mOnTh!
Me, after researching: only if you make a habit of accessing age-restricted content on there.
What I didn't say: but if you want to boycott over a misunderstanding, have at it.
Me, after researching: only if you make a habit of accessing age-restricted content on there.
What I didn't say: but if you want to boycott over a misunderstanding, have at it.
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Just a reminder that it’s okay to let people have things that make them feel happy without loudly announcing that it makes you feel otherwise. Idk this just seems important lately.
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just a reminder that it’s okay to let people have things that make them feel happy without loudly announcing that it makes you feel otherwise. Idk this just seems important lately.
Gotta tell you that it's Not Good when a med flight arrives at the scene of an accident, turns around and goes home. 😓
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Gotta tell you that it's Not Good when a med flight arrives at the scene of an accident, turns around and goes home. 😓
[Inventing a Spanish queen]
Mind: You really can't go wrong with "Todos los Santos"*, can you?
Me: No, I suppose not! 😆
(*TLS means "All the Saints" and is found in pretty much every name in the royal family right now.)
<1/3>
Mind: You really can't go wrong with "Todos los Santos"*, can you?
Me: No, I suppose not! 😆
(*TLS means "All the Saints" and is found in pretty much every name in the royal family right now.)
<1/3>
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
[Inventing a Spanish queen]
Mind: You really can't go wrong with "Todos los Santos"*, can you?
Me: No, I suppose not! 😆
(*TLS means "All the Saints" and is found in pretty much every name in the royal family right now.)
<1/3>
Mind: You really can't go wrong with "Todos los Santos"*, can you?
Me: No, I suppose not! 😆
(*TLS means "All the Saints" and is found in pretty much every name in the royal family right now.)
<1/3>
Jake Paul said that Bad Bunny is a "fake American".
This just in: Puertorriqueños gained U.S. citizenship in 1917.
When my GREAT GRANDMOTHER was ten. Let that sink in.
🙄🤦🏼♀️
This just in: Puertorriqueños gained U.S. citizenship in 1917.
When my GREAT GRANDMOTHER was ten. Let that sink in.
🙄🤦🏼♀️
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Jake Paul said that Bad Bunny is a "fake American".
This just in: Puertorriqueños gained U.S. citizenship in 1917.
When my GREAT GRANDMOTHER was ten. Let that sink in.
🙄🤦🏼♀️
This just in: Puertorriqueños gained U.S. citizenship in 1917.
When my GREAT GRANDMOTHER was ten. Let that sink in.
🙄🤦🏼♀️
Hearing this morning that people think the Bosch commercial used AI.
Is it that unbelievable that Guy Fieri would shave and put on a wig and normal clothes (and a lower key voice)? 🤣
Is it that unbelievable that Guy Fieri would shave and put on a wig and normal clothes (and a lower key voice)? 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Hearing this morning that people think the Bosch commercial used AI.
Is it that unbelievable that Guy Fieri would shave and put on a wig and normal clothes (and a lower key voice)? 🤣
Is it that unbelievable that Guy Fieri would shave and put on a wig and normal clothes (and a lower key voice)? 🤣
Based on the rave reviews in the trending topics, I've gone from, "Probably going to watch the halftime show on YouTube" to, "I'm watching the HECK out of that on YouTube"! 😍🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Based on the rave reviews in the trending topics, I've gone from, "Probably going to watch the halftime show on YouTube" to, "I'm watching the HECK out of that on YouTube"! 😍🇵🇷
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When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit.
Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.
Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit.
Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.
Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.
My favorite "Trump Hates Obama" quote—I think it's from a late show, and I adjusted the phrasing—doctors excused Obama from service in Vietnam due to being an eight year old boy.
🤣
Vietnam draft was 1964-1973.
Obama was 3-12.
Trump was 17-26.
🤣
Vietnam draft was 1964-1973.
Obama was 3-12.
Trump was 17-26.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
My favorite "Trump Hates Obama" quote—I think it's from a late show, and I adjusted the phrasing—doctors excused Obama from service in Vietnam due to being an eight year old boy.
🤣
Vietnam draft was 1964-1973.
Obama was 3-12.
Trump was 17-26.
🤣
Vietnam draft was 1964-1973.
Obama was 3-12.
Trump was 17-26.
I was yesterday years old when I realized both 90s Raidens had been on NCIS: LA. (Despite that being roughly the third time I've seen 4.24.)
I'm a little slow. 😆
[GIF in honor of the Pikachu Raiden shirt I used to have.] #MortalKombat
I'm a little slow. 😆
[GIF in honor of the Pikachu Raiden shirt I used to have.] #MortalKombat
a cartoon pikachu with its mouth open and a surprised look on its face
ALT: a cartoon pikachu with its mouth open and a surprised look on its face
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I was yesterday years old when I realized both 90s Raidens had been on NCIS: LA. (Despite that being roughly the third time I've seen 4.24.)
I'm a little slow. 😆
[GIF in honor of the Pikachu Raiden shirt I used to have.] #MortalKombat
I'm a little slow. 😆
[GIF in honor of the Pikachu Raiden shirt I used to have.] #MortalKombat
Took a hit to my heart (and soul) when I read someone's story about their coworker murdering a cat. 😭
Someone said "Noem energy"...at least she shot the poor thing! This asshole poisoned the cat and enjoyed watching it die!
(And that's an insult to asses, because at least they have a purpose!)
Someone said "Noem energy"...at least she shot the poor thing! This asshole poisoned the cat and enjoyed watching it die!
(And that's an insult to asses, because at least they have a purpose!)
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Took a hit to my heart (and soul) when I read someone's story about their coworker murdering a cat. 😭
Someone said "Noem energy"...at least she shot the poor thing! This asshole poisoned the cat and enjoyed watching it die!
(And that's an insult to asses, because at least they have a purpose!)
Someone said "Noem energy"...at least she shot the poor thing! This asshole poisoned the cat and enjoyed watching it die!
(And that's an insult to asses, because at least they have a purpose!)
DAYUM, girl! GET 'EM! 😍🎉
Holy sh*t, Democrats just racked up another HUGE win in trump country, with Chasity Martinez clobbering Brad Daigle in a +13 trump district in Louisiana.
SHE WON BY 24 POINTS!!
THAT'S A 37 PT SWING!!!
LET'S GO!!!
SHE WON BY 24 POINTS!!
THAT'S A 37 PT SWING!!!
LET'S GO!!!
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
DAYUM, girl! GET 'EM! 😍🎉
I always have to adjust my mindset when reading about other countries.
News: Japan's Liberal Democratic Party won a snap election!
Me: YAY! 🎉
N: No, the LDP is full of hardliners who love Trump.
M: 🤯
[continued]
News: Japan's Liberal Democratic Party won a snap election!
Me: YAY! 🎉
N: No, the LDP is full of hardliners who love Trump.
M: 🤯
[continued]
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I always have to adjust my mindset when reading about other countries.
News: Japan's Liberal Democratic Party won a snap election!
Me: YAY! 🎉
N: No, the LDP is full of hardliners who love Trump.
M: 🤯
[continued]
News: Japan's Liberal Democratic Party won a snap election!
Me: YAY! 🎉
N: No, the LDP is full of hardliners who love Trump.
M: 🤯
[continued]
Moron: iF eLeCtIoNs ArE sO sEcUrE, wHy DiD sLoTkY sUdDeNlY wIn At 3 A.m.?
(Yes, she really called Sen. Elissa Slotkin "Slotky"!)
Smart Woman: because the numbers come in staggered from individual precincts! They don't just throw all the ballots together on the floor and count them!
(Yes, she really called Sen. Elissa Slotkin "Slotky"!)
Smart Woman: because the numbers come in staggered from individual precincts! They don't just throw all the ballots together on the floor and count them!
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Moron: iF eLeCtIoNs ArE sO sEcUrE, wHy DiD sLoTkY sUdDeNlY wIn At 3 A.m.?
(Yes, she really called Sen. Elissa Slotkin "Slotky"!)
Smart Woman: because the numbers come in staggered from individual precincts! They don't just throw all the ballots together on the floor and count them!
(Yes, she really called Sen. Elissa Slotkin "Slotky"!)
Smart Woman: because the numbers come in staggered from individual precincts! They don't just throw all the ballots together on the floor and count them!
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Okay I need to know if I’m slowly losing control over my fine motor skills or if anyone else out there also can’t type for shit on their stupid little phone keyboard anymore
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Okay I need to know if I’m slowly losing control over my fine motor skills or if anyone else out there also can’t type for shit on their stupid little phone keyboard anymore
The ideas are easy.
Putting them to paper is hard. 🤣
Putting them to paper is hard. 🤣
Really the hardest part of writing a book is just sitting down and starting it and also finishing it and also the middle bit too
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The ideas are easy.
Putting them to paper is hard. 🤣
Putting them to paper is hard. 🤣
The laziness is mindblowing.
More info:
More info:
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The laziness is mindblowing.
More info:
More info:
I just noticed there's a Navajo translation of "We Will Rock You". Holy crap, can you imagine the drums in full drive as someone belts that out? YOW!
a man is sitting at a desk with his hands on his hips and a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with his hands on his hips and a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I just noticed there's a Navajo translation of "We Will Rock You". Holy crap, can you imagine the drums in full drive as someone belts that out? YOW!
I feel like everyone who's saying, "We're not going to watch the halftime show!" is doing it for racist reasons.
So I want to be the person who says, "We're just skipping Bad Bunny because we're not football people!" 😆
[continued]
So I want to be the person who says, "We're just skipping Bad Bunny because we're not football people!" 😆
[continued]
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I feel like everyone who's saying, "We're not going to watch the halftime show!" is doing it for racist reasons.
So I want to be the person who says, "We're just skipping Bad Bunny because we're not football people!" 😆
[continued]
So I want to be the person who says, "We're just skipping Bad Bunny because we're not football people!" 😆
[continued]
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This is the way.
F*ck ICE.
F*ck ICE.
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
This is the way.
F*ck ICE.
F*ck ICE.