patrick
@davlin.io
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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I want to hear from all the people who said RFK Jr. has good ideas on nutrition
RFK Jr. to unveil new guidance encouraging more saturated fats
Foods like butter, cheese and red meat could be reemphasized in new dietary guidelines.
thehill.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I want to hear from all the people who said RFK Jr. has good ideas on nutrition
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The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.
Reporter: The president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal
Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs
Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs
September 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.
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(turning to you like the hulk in the avengers movie) that’s my secret, hippo. i’m always online
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(turning to you like the hulk in the avengers movie) that’s my secret, hippo. i’m always online
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We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
How Are You Supposed To Get The COVID Vaccine Now? An Explainer | Defector
As the muggy malaise of summer winds down, you might find yourself interested in taking advantage of one of several safe and proven vaccines to help protect you from the inevitable brumal surge of res...
defector.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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no one is getting more hinged
May 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
no one is getting more hinged
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For all of its flaws, the USA is a place where all different kinds of people have fought of their rights and won them, and the existence of that kind of idea and system makes America worth fighting for. It’s not perfect, but that’s why you struggle to make it better.
very struck by the fact that whenever i use this image people will show up to tell me that it is gross and immoral
when they could just skeet "i am addicted to losing" and save us all some time
when they could just skeet "i am addicted to losing" and save us all some time
April 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
For all of its flaws, the USA is a place where all different kinds of people have fought of their rights and won them, and the existence of that kind of idea and system makes America worth fighting for. It’s not perfect, but that’s why you struggle to make it better.
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Pennies are essentially worthless. But if I stole 7 billion of them from Mark Zuckerberg, I think he’d call that theft.
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in busiess — you’re in organized crime.
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in busiess — you’re in organized crime.
April 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Pennies are essentially worthless. But if I stole 7 billion of them from Mark Zuckerberg, I think he’d call that theft.
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in busiess — you’re in organized crime.
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in busiess — you’re in organized crime.
did a quick number conversion with Siri foolishly assuming typing “40ml” would default to ounces
November 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
did a quick number conversion with Siri foolishly assuming typing “40ml” would default to ounces
average Fischer campaign staffer is operating at a Level Of Overemployment that the rest of us can only aspire to
October 31, 2024 at 7:42 PM
average Fischer campaign staffer is operating at a Level Of Overemployment that the rest of us can only aspire to