Davin Wood
@davinwood.com
Just trying to be a good guy
(Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, outlets, genres, idioms . . . Why are you still on Twitter?)
(Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, outlets, genres, idioms . . . Why are you still on Twitter?)
I think those instructions are in case of fire
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I think those instructions are in case of fire
And when I point this out to them, "It's the weed."
And in all fairness, I don't entirely disagree.
And in all fairness, I don't entirely disagree.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
And when I point this out to them, "It's the weed."
And in all fairness, I don't entirely disagree.
And in all fairness, I don't entirely disagree.
Honestly thought that was Damian, not Haim, in the thumbnail for a second, like WAS he in that movie?
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Honestly thought that was Damian, not Haim, in the thumbnail for a second, like WAS he in that movie?
Michael Damian Rock On 1989
YouTube video by michaeldamiandotcom
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I'll give Schneider one thing: he somehow spoke a single word in public ever again after Ebert roasted him. I think that's maybe his problem. In his mind, he's literally lived a 'triumph of the Human Spirit' story and nobody wanted to option it.
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'll give Schneider one thing: he somehow spoke a single word in public ever again after Ebert roasted him. I think that's maybe his problem. In his mind, he's literally lived a 'triumph of the Human Spirit' story and nobody wanted to option it.
One of my best friends (@containseggs) made the following joke when we were still kids back in the '80s, which nearly put me on the floor: 🎵 Rakin' the lawn, rakin' the lawn! . . . 🎵
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of my best friends (@containseggs) made the following joke when we were still kids back in the '80s, which nearly put me on the floor: 🎵 Rakin' the lawn, rakin' the lawn! . . . 🎵
How then do you describe the one for Hot Rockin', I wonder?
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How then do you describe the one for Hot Rockin', I wonder?
Right. Plus. I mean Rain Man was literally made in the '80s.
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Right. Plus. I mean Rain Man was literally made in the '80s.
I mean surely it's something like a spellcheck generated, and the text file it made got oopsyed to a live page, but my head voice is reading them as mid-'80s Jake E. Lee-era Ozzy lyrics.
Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I mean surely it's something like a spellcheck generated, and the text file it made got oopsyed to a live page, but my head voice is reading them as mid-'80s Jake E. Lee-era Ozzy lyrics.
"So the baby kangaroos—what are they called, joeys? Have the joeys got . . . another baby kangaroo . . ."
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"So the baby kangaroos—what are they called, joeys? Have the joeys got . . . another baby kangaroo . . ."