Davin Wood
@davinwood.com
Just trying to be a good guy
(Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, outlets, genres, idioms . . . Why are you still on Twitter?)
(Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, outlets, genres, idioms . . . Why are you still on Twitter?)
Discovered some disconcerting news about a close friend today (@containseggs).
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Discovered some disconcerting news about a close friend today (@containseggs).
I hear you, autodialer.
I hear you.
I hear you.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I hear you, autodialer.
I hear you.
I hear you.
I thought I was getting all the romance I needed from my garbage company until I found
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I thought I was getting all the romance I needed from my garbage company until I found
"Ng then thanked the audience, nervously adjusting his hair with all thirteen fingers of his middle hand, and left the stage, accidentally coughing out a full-sized, perfectly-tuned banjo . . ."
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"Ng then thanked the audience, nervously adjusting his hair with all thirteen fingers of his middle hand, and left the stage, accidentally coughing out a full-sized, perfectly-tuned banjo . . ."
Quote with your model of masculinity
![An illustration of a bewildered Geppetto questioning a repentant Pinocchio, who has burned off his feet on a fire.
Source: Pinocchio
The Tale of a Puppet
Author: C. Collodi
Illustrator: Alice Carsey
Release Date: October 13, 2005 [EBook #16865]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:krhsuq5sonfhaaif3d7krn6c/bafkreih7d3yk5jdb3nz7bx22lscmbbbgab4c6awms4y7jzkyrzn26gmieq@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
Gee whiz, @nbcnews, leave some boot for the rest of the press pool to lick why doncha?
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Gee whiz, @nbcnews, leave some boot for the rest of the press pool to lick why doncha?
Ok got the gear in; I'll let you know how it goes. Not promising, as this is from the manufacturer's website/their idea of funny.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ok got the gear in; I'll let you know how it goes. Not promising, as this is from the manufacturer's website/their idea of funny.
Same look on my face when I remember that guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Same look on my face when I remember that guy
"Safe will need to be removed from 3rd floor apartment window via a pulley system I have installed for this purpose. Unfortunately the only time available for pickup will be precisely 10:30am tomorrow at a location I have marked with concentric red circles on the sidewalk in front of the building."
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"Safe will need to be removed from 3rd floor apartment window via a pulley system I have installed for this purpose. Unfortunately the only time available for pickup will be precisely 10:30am tomorrow at a location I have marked with concentric red circles on the sidewalk in front of the building."
[The Hill] "Heritage president apologizes for Carlson defense in brutal leaked all-staff meeting"
thehill.com/policy/55924...
thehill.com/policy/55924...
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
[The Hill] "Heritage president apologizes for Carlson defense in brutal leaked all-staff meeting"
thehill.com/policy/55924...
thehill.com/policy/55924...
I think it’s hilarious that Lowes’ ‘premium’ power tool brand, the one aimed at DIY corksniffers is called EGO
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think it’s hilarious that Lowes’ ‘premium’ power tool brand, the one aimed at DIY corksniffers is called EGO
A neighbor of mine. Gonna have to check their rates I suppose . . .
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A neighbor of mine. Gonna have to check their rates I suppose . . .
"Moving to the King's estate in Sandringham" is not at all how I'd describe 'rock bottom'.
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"Moving to the King's estate in Sandringham" is not at all how I'd describe 'rock bottom'.
Then of course, I think of this, my favorite from MH . . .
October 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Then of course, I think of this, my favorite from MH . . .
@containseggs.bsky.social, just so you know, this is what starts up in my mind whenever I see your current handle.*
*Bawdy Doodle
*Bawdy Doodle
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
@containseggs.bsky.social, just so you know, this is what starts up in my mind whenever I see your current handle.*
*Bawdy Doodle
*Bawdy Doodle
Not sure which is more compelling here, Vince's very-realistic "Let's get one with granddad and the football" expression, or Owen's ENORMOUS bowl of Froot Loops.
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Not sure which is more compelling here, Vince's very-realistic "Let's get one with granddad and the football" expression, or Owen's ENORMOUS bowl of Froot Loops.
Is he finally gonna cut it out with the wig?
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is he finally gonna cut it out with the wig?
Facebook Marketplace is delivering the goods today:
September 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Facebook Marketplace is delivering the goods today:
Now hold on there, mister willy-nilly high-rollin' cool-casual about his guitar picks . . . "Yah, man, 'sjusta buncha picks, grab 'em!" I just read the ad and I feel like I'm already about to go on tour with Tame Impala.
September 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Now hold on there, mister willy-nilly high-rollin' cool-casual about his guitar picks . . . "Yah, man, 'sjusta buncha picks, grab 'em!" I just read the ad and I feel like I'm already about to go on tour with Tame Impala.