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David Portnov
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Noted Neo-Keihin Gang detractor. Please watch Halt and Catch Fire. Final Destination 4 is trash. Horrifically bad... whatever tweets are called here. General enjoyer of things. He/Him
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the last thing you hear
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Oh huh Tetsuo The Iron Man is on YouTube
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Shit, with those gains, maybe Leon *is* going to become part of the Redfield bloodline
Shout out to the women at Capcom who were apparently so dedicated in making sure Leon looked right for Resident Evil 9 because goddamn
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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A common (and I think true) axiom is that the proliferation of AI writing is leading even people who don't use AI to subconsciously pick up those patterns and start talking like AI. But I think another thing is going on where we avoid using regular turns of phrase now because they "sound like AI"
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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all of my Instagram reels recommendations are people telling me I am Chinese
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Regular people get fired for using more than 4 sick days or so a company can artificially report profits. But these evil fucks have the most unimaginably sickening crimes reported in broad daylight and remain in their positions of power. Forget fired, they belong in hell. I feel a new form of anger.
January 31, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Maybe it’s the 2000s kid in me but god Spider-Man 2 really was that damn good huh
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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British secret agent trying to come up with a name for his American cover identity
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Me: Violent movies are fun

Me in Film Studies: The use of violence here is pivotal to the overall message of the film. The director shows the cruelty of it and how our society is designed around the justification of violence.
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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I used to feel like I had to come up with some intellectual explanation or justification for why I like things with a lot of blood and gore in it but uhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmm I think I may just find it fun
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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It’s kinda wild how good Kingdom Hearts 2’s combat and ability progression system is and yet seemingly no other AAA games did their own version of it
I know intellectually it’s not that technically impressive, but in my heart, childhood me is freaking out over the concept of being able to play Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix on a handheld running at like 90 fps
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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TUNE IN, DONATE!!!
We're about to go live with the ICE Out Charity Stream from the MinnMax Studio! We have @grubb.wtf and @danryckert.com and @jacobgeller.com in Minneapolis to help protect our neighbors! www.twitch.tv/minnmaxshow

Donate here - bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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I know intellectually it’s not that technically impressive, but in my heart, childhood me is freaking out over the concept of being able to play Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix on a handheld running at like 90 fps
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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With Sam Witwer using his platform this week to speak out against ICE and Ray Park using his platform to this week to post revenge porn again, I think it’s clear which actor deserves the recognition of being Darth Maul
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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there's a pretty compelling waluigi to be made in the code vein 2 character creator
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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It's 11 pm. Do YOU know where your children are?

I'm working on a new video, and you can get a preview for it right here: www.patreon.com/posts/149446... <3
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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"This game should have been a movie!"
"This book should have been a play!"

Don't miss a thoughtful new episode of New Show Plus all about reading. youtu.be/5xUhtJVFCqo
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Looks like Takahashi-sensei made an unannounced visit to the United States for the Art of Manga exhibit in San Francisco this weekend!
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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I also sent out more stickers yesterday, and would love to send out some more! You can buy a sticker (or simply donate) to my Ko-Fi here!
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January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I've got about a week to figure out how to get myself over the finish line for rent. Please contact my through my online form if I can help you make any closed captions for your YouTube or other online videos!
Kaylyn Saucedo - Closed Caption and Subtitle Editor
Kaylyn Saucedo's professional portfolio for closed caption and subtitle editing
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January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I was on a Grand Theft Auto forum at the time and there were a bunch of users who started a group called "Gamers Against Terrorism" or "GAT" and their signature banner was a GAT logo with an AK-47
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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I'm livestreaming Cairn, and am currently dying on the side of the mountain. Come watch the fun! www.twitch.tv/minnmaxshow
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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I don't want to create youtube shorts with my AI likeness. My AI likeness is currently being tortured in the Omelas basement so I can have all these views and subscribers. Do you think I'm gonna let her out to film for me????
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM