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· Sep 13
I probably post about politics too much but my shitposts are incredible.
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Did an SCP-173 write this?
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the SCP Foundation has a mass surveillance problem
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Did an SCP-173 write this?
Unable to find a republican offering both thoughts and prayers anymore The Times settles for a republican who's really putting on the ol' thinking cap about kidnapping children.
“.. I’m sad for our country,” she said. “I don’t think that the escalation that we’ve seen, particularly in Minnesota, I don’t think it is. … ”
She paused for another eight seconds ..
“.. productive.”
@nytimes.com #ALsen
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
She paused for another eight seconds ..
“.. productive.”
@nytimes.com #ALsen
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Unable to find a republican offering both thoughts and prayers anymore The Times settles for a republican who's really putting on the ol' thinking cap about kidnapping children.
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Folks like @chrisbratt.bsky.social of People Make Games did fantastic work for Gaming Journalism, winning this year's Knickerbocker Award for Best Journalism!
People Make Games' Acceptance Speech for Best Journalism
YouTube video by NYVGCC
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February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Folks like @chrisbratt.bsky.social of People Make Games did fantastic work for Gaming Journalism, winning this year's Knickerbocker Award for Best Journalism!
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BETHESDA HQ, 2002:
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
BETHESDA HQ, 2002:
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Incredibly fucked up way to talk about her muppet show appearance, horse.
YES Sabrina Carpenter was buttfisting a goon. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Incredibly fucked up way to talk about her muppet show appearance, horse.
I’m sure it helps that it was around the same time I totally transitioned out of my last freelance writing gigs but shutting that thing down and nuking the careers of everybody involved from orbit was when I was like “oh so journalism‘s like FUCKED fucked.”
i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I’m sure it helps that it was around the same time I totally transitioned out of my last freelance writing gigs but shutting that thing down and nuking the careers of everybody involved from orbit was when I was like “oh so journalism‘s like FUCKED fucked.”
...Every person on earth watching youtube shorts for 24 hours straight is around 195 billion hours so I'm thinking somebody forgot to carry a seven somewhere.
Over 200 billion hours of YouTube Shorts content is being watched DAILY. This was confirmed Google directly during today's quarterly earnings call. #YouTube #GameTraderLive
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
...Every person on earth watching youtube shorts for 24 hours straight is around 195 billion hours so I'm thinking somebody forgot to carry a seven somewhere.
And now the 37 step process of making an overwatch expansion while not being able to say "Overwatch 2 is an expansion pack you have to buy to keep playing the live service game" is finally complete. Excited for the announcement of Overwatch: Omega in 2027 to do it all again.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
And now the 37 step process of making an overwatch expansion while not being able to say "Overwatch 2 is an expansion pack you have to buy to keep playing the live service game" is finally complete. Excited for the announcement of Overwatch: Omega in 2027 to do it all again.
I see we’ve reached the “vanguardists discover nobody is checking your time card to decide who leads the revolution“ phase of our very cool year.
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I see we’ve reached the “vanguardists discover nobody is checking your time card to decide who leads the revolution“ phase of our very cool year.
I got that (black) dog (of depression) in me.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I got that (black) dog (of depression) in me.
I still love Brad Lander and hope he goes on to have a long and successful career in politics but putting out a "promises made, promises kept" video of this quality basically every day since he got sworn in is some real "I apologize I was not familiar with your game" shit.
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I still love Brad Lander and hope he goes on to have a long and successful career in politics but putting out a "promises made, promises kept" video of this quality basically every day since he got sworn in is some real "I apologize I was not familiar with your game" shit.
The most relatable I ever found Frieren was the episode where she figured out a chill hang she had was actually a date 98 years after it happened.
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The most relatable I ever found Frieren was the episode where she figured out a chill hang she had was actually a date 98 years after it happened.
This is the correct ending to every film. Even perfect endings can be improved by this. "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." *hiss* *chomp*
Do you know about the original vampire ending for Marty Supreme? (You heard me.) [theplaylist.net]
Josh Safdie Says 'Marty Supreme' Originally Ended With Kevin O'Leary As A Vampire Who Bites Timothée Chalamet
Josh Safdie reveals that an original ending to 'Marty Supreme' featured Kevin O'Learly as a vampire biting Marty at a concert in the 1980s.
theplaylist.net
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This is the correct ending to every film. Even perfect endings can be improved by this. "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." *hiss* *chomp*
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Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.
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It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
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RIP to literally every person dumb enough to let Chotiner interview them but I’m different. And better. In fact Chotiner should probably interview me about it.
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
RIP to literally every person dumb enough to let Chotiner interview them but I’m different. And better. In fact Chotiner should probably interview me about it.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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The Gunpla market was approximately ¥153.5 billion last year. Given the 1:144 scale of the average model we have objective proof of a 22.10400 trillion ¥ or approx. 142.858152 billion U.S. dollar industry. Sharks what I'm proposing here today...
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The Gunpla market was approximately ¥153.5 billion last year. Given the 1:144 scale of the average model we have objective proof of a 22.10400 trillion ¥ or approx. 142.858152 billion U.S. dollar industry. Sharks what I'm proposing here today...
“Glonzo is real and was standing behind literally everything everywhere on earth that you hate” sucks actually.
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
“Glonzo is real and was standing behind literally everything everywhere on earth that you hate” sucks actually.
Me reading Ready Player One.
Can we normalize bullying?
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Me reading Ready Player One.
New funniest thing for GRRM to do just dropped.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
New funniest thing for GRRM to do just dropped.
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Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔
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One of the greatest musical / acting performances of all time.. and it was for an Oscar telecast.
Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
One of the greatest musical / acting performances of all time.. and it was for an Oscar telecast.
I have never worried about a world without Catherine O'Hara before today and I'm not enjoying suddenly having to grapple with it as a reality.
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I have never worried about a world without Catherine O'Hara before today and I'm not enjoying suddenly having to grapple with it as a reality.