David Gardner
@davidgardner.bsky.social
Writer: GQ, NYT, WaPo, Ringer, etc. Shit poster and aspiring shit skeeter.
Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years
Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just
September 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just
Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7
Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)
Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
People just liked it better that way
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
People just liked it better that way
If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus
The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation
April 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation
The White Lotus (Season 3)
April 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The White Lotus (Season 3)
Allow me to be the first and only person to post this
April 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Allow me to be the first and only person to post this
The best college basketball booth in the country just took a full minute of air time in the middle of a tie game with 5 minutes to go to roast this guy
March 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The best college basketball booth in the country just took a full minute of air time in the middle of a tie game with 5 minutes to go to roast this guy
The only proper response to a Monday Slack/email
March 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The only proper response to a Monday Slack/email
My face any time I read the replies to a popular political post on Twitter now
March 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My face any time I read the replies to a popular political post on Twitter now
I wonder if it encourages you to bet more!
March 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wonder if it encourages you to bet more!
Burt’s outie, Fields, at dinner with Irving
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Burt’s outie, Fields, at dinner with Irving
Every Oscars red carpet interview
March 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Every Oscars red carpet interview
Everything I have ever learned about this man has been against my will
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everything I have ever learned about this man has been against my will
Watched “My Old Ass” with Aubrey Plaza last night
February 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Watched “My Old Ass” with Aubrey Plaza last night
The savings and styles will leave you in disbelief
February 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The savings and styles will leave you in disbelief
Cannot express adequately how much I need this shirt
February 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Cannot express adequately how much I need this shirt
Well this is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever seen
February 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Well this is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever seen
Never seen the princess bride?
February 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Never seen the princess bride?
