David Gardner
davidgardner.bsky.social
David Gardner
@davidgardner.bsky.social
Writer: GQ, NYT, WaPo, Ringer, etc. Shit poster and aspiring shit skeeter.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Does anyone have the under/over on prison sentence lengths for the NBA FBI arrests?
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Your periodic reminder that for every name you’ve heard — Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups — there are five support staff members with access to the same information who make 1/100th of their salaries and have every incentive in the world to gamble
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My kid slept past 8 a.m. today for the first time in 2.5 years and I feel like I could summit Everest without oxygen
September 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Someone threw a water bottle at Derrick Henry during that TD run, which reminds me of my long-held belief that players should be given the opportunity to fight, at the 50-yard line, any fan who engages in that kind of behavior
September 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just
September 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by David Gardner
They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know
DETROIT (AP) — NBA player Malik Beasley under investigation by US District Attorney's office after gambling allegations, AP source says.
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months
June 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again
June 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025?
May 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church
“A new woke pope.”
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: “What in God’s name is going on right now?”
May 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by David Gardner
So, this is pretty surreal...

But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.

An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation
April 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State
April 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work
April 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era
April 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have to admit that, before this weekend, I had forgotten the Alamo
April 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM