David Gardner
@davidgardner.bsky.social
Writer: GQ, NYT, WaPo, Ringer, etc. Shit poster and aspiring shit skeeter.
Does anyone have the under/over on prison sentence lengths for the NBA FBI arrests?
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Does anyone have the under/over on prison sentence lengths for the NBA FBI arrests?
Your periodic reminder that for every name you’ve heard — Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups — there are five support staff members with access to the same information who make 1/100th of their salaries and have every incentive in the world to gamble
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Your periodic reminder that for every name you’ve heard — Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups — there are five support staff members with access to the same information who make 1/100th of their salaries and have every incentive in the world to gamble
Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years
My kid slept past 8 a.m. today for the first time in 2.5 years and I feel like I could summit Everest without oxygen
September 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My kid slept past 8 a.m. today for the first time in 2.5 years and I feel like I could summit Everest without oxygen
Someone threw a water bottle at Derrick Henry during that TD run, which reminds me of my long-held belief that players should be given the opportunity to fight, at the 50-yard line, any fan who engages in that kind of behavior
September 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Someone threw a water bottle at Derrick Henry during that TD run, which reminds me of my long-held belief that players should be given the opportunity to fight, at the 50-yard line, any fan who engages in that kind of behavior
Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just
September 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just
Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know
DETROIT (AP) — NBA player Malik Beasley under investigation by US District Attorney's office after gambling allegations, AP source says.
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know
If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months
June 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months
Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again
June 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again
Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7
Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)
Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025?
May 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025?
Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
People just liked it better that way
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
People just liked it better that way
A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church
I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: “What in God’s name is going on right now?”
May 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: “What in God’s name is going on right now?”
If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus
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So, this is pretty surreal...
But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.
An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...
But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.
An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So, this is pretty surreal...
But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.
An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...
But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.
An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...
The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation
April 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation
How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State
April 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State
They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work
April 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work
I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era
April 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era
I have to admit that, before this weekend, I had forgotten the Alamo
April 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have to admit that, before this weekend, I had forgotten the Alamo