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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 14h

Me every time I see a college football coach get fired and enjoy those sweet buyout years

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · 22d

My kid slept past 8 a.m. today for the first time in 2.5 years and I feel like I could summit Everest without oxygen

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Sep 8

Someone threw a water bottle at Derrick Henry during that TD run, which reminds me of my long-held belief that players should be given the opportunity to fight, at the 50-yard line, any fan who engages in that kind of behavior

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Sep 6

Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jul 26

It goes deeper than we ever could have imagined

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jul 8

Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · Jul 6

They finally made the milk from that hotel

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jun 29

For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Jun 29

DETROIT (AP) — NBA player Malik Beasley under investigation by US District Attorney's office after gambling allegations, AP source says.

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jun 23

If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jun 23

Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jun 23

Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Jun 6

Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · May 23

Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025?

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · May 14

Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · May 8

A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church

Teddy Wilson @reportbywilson.bsky.social · May 8

“A new woke pope.”

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · May 5

I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: “What in God’s name is going on right now?”

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 28

If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 28

You can reuse them in 3 years and 45 years too! Great long-term investment

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 18

I’ve done that before with the Charlie Bird farro salad. It was brutal

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · Apr 15

So, this is pretty surreal...

But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.

An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 14

Wow, I’d forgotten that part too. We won’t hold it against her lol

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 14

The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 8

How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 8

They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work

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David Gardner @davidgardner.bsky.social · Apr 8

I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era

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