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"Diorama" is such a lovely name for a castle - sounds Romanian

I was going to make some joke about some famously dedicated figure in science or the humanities saying this, but there's way too many options. Daniel Webster, Melville Dewey, Gregory Mendel, that lady who taped every episode of the news for two decades

She's kinda the exact opposite of this guy, a horrifyingly evil sorcerer who can only do adorable magic:

This is not something I generally have reason to say, but that comparison is way too mean to Hitler

Same cadence as "Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!"

A bowel movement, crap, defecation, a deuce, diarrhoea, droppings, a dump, dung, excrement, excreta, fecal matter, feces, frass, guano, leavings, Hershey squirts, manure, poo, poop, poopie, poopoo, the runs, scat, shit, turds, waste

Wait, come back, I haven't yet told you about paying a monthly subscription to unlock your microwave

Aragorn: YOU HEARD THE LADY, BOYS, HAVE AT
10,000 Dead Men of Dunharrow: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Like a video game with a well-calibrated challenge level, there's an ideal ratio of horrifying shit that warrants an automatic block - it can't be too much, like current Twitter, but if there's none, it doesn't feel like you're doing anything.

Thanks!

So, 47 homes per acre? Is that a lot or a little? What would be a good rule of thumb?

There should be a book that's just all the characters from every other book going to the bathroom, brushing their teeth, listening to podcasts and all the other stuff they do when the reader isn't looking.

Why don't people just go through the Jaunt sideways. Just scootch through, now my left half is on Mars, right half still on Earth, no senseless abyss of infinite featureless time in between, little more scootching, now I'm all on Mars, no madness bourne of eternal nothingness, no problem.