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I struggle to characterize myself with sincerity
She's kinda the exact opposite of this guy, a horrifyingly evil sorcerer who can only do adorable magic:
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
She's kinda the exact opposite of this guy, a horrifyingly evil sorcerer who can only do adorable magic:
Recently put something to that effect in a story I wrote:
September 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Recently put something to that effect in a story I wrote:
I have my lapel ribbon for National Miniaturization Ray Mishap Awareness Month
September 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have my lapel ribbon for National Miniaturization Ray Mishap Awareness Month
Recent thoughts on Twitter:
August 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Recent thoughts on Twitter:
I don't think this is true
June 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't think this is true
Maybe the area has become more developed in the intervening years, but I feel like it really shouldn't have taken them THAT long to figure out a way off the island
June 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Maybe the area has become more developed in the intervening years, but I feel like it really shouldn't have taken them THAT long to figure out a way off the island
Newest Walgreens training videos use hyper-detailed 3D models that I guarantee were originally made for porn
March 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Newest Walgreens training videos use hyper-detailed 3D models that I guarantee were originally made for porn
March 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"I like how it feels on my tongue" "Yes, that's the poison" is in fact how seasonings work; like
Genus Capsicum: I know, I'll evolve a chemical that makes mammals feel like they're ON FIRE if they try to eat me, hahaha wait, shit, the dipshit apes LIKE IT fuckfuckfuck ABORTABORT
Genus Capsicum: I know, I'll evolve a chemical that makes mammals feel like they're ON FIRE if they try to eat me, hahaha wait, shit, the dipshit apes LIKE IT fuckfuckfuck ABORTABORT
February 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"I like how it feels on my tongue" "Yes, that's the poison" is in fact how seasonings work; like
Genus Capsicum: I know, I'll evolve a chemical that makes mammals feel like they're ON FIRE if they try to eat me, hahaha wait, shit, the dipshit apes LIKE IT fuckfuckfuck ABORTABORT
Genus Capsicum: I know, I'll evolve a chemical that makes mammals feel like they're ON FIRE if they try to eat me, hahaha wait, shit, the dipshit apes LIKE IT fuckfuckfuck ABORTABORT
Roses are red
Apples, too, if they're ripe
Orion is hanging
Some boss-level pipe
Apples, too, if they're ripe
Orion is hanging
Some boss-level pipe
February 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Roses are red
Apples, too, if they're ripe
Orion is hanging
Some boss-level pipe
Apples, too, if they're ripe
Orion is hanging
Some boss-level pipe
"And so I said 'As an example of how foundational Homeric poetry is to Western culture, the name of the episode of THE SIMPSONS from which this meme originated is "Lemon of Troy,"' and he said 'What's THE SIMPSONS.'"
Manslaughter Trial Judge: [pounds gavel] Time served
Manslaughter Trial Judge: [pounds gavel] Time served
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
"And so I said 'As an example of how foundational Homeric poetry is to Western culture, the name of the episode of THE SIMPSONS from which this meme originated is "Lemon of Troy,"' and he said 'What's THE SIMPSONS.'"
Manslaughter Trial Judge: [pounds gavel] Time served
Manslaughter Trial Judge: [pounds gavel] Time served
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It's 2023 and America loves a handsome Ken with no genitals
It's 2024 and America loves a handsome Ken with no genitals
It's 2024 and America loves a handsome Ken with no genitals
December 9, 2024 at 1:45 AM
It's 2023 and America loves a handsome Ken with no genitals
It's 2024 and America loves a handsome Ken with no genitals
It's 2024 and America loves a handsome Ken with no genitals
I haven't seen a lot of Tim Robinson's work but he seems very funny. Important question: has he ever done some kind of spoof on Gen. Turgidson from DR. STRANGELOVE? The resemblance is uncanny, it seems like a waste not to do something with it.
November 16, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I haven't seen a lot of Tim Robinson's work but he seems very funny. Important question: has he ever done some kind of spoof on Gen. Turgidson from DR. STRANGELOVE? The resemblance is uncanny, it seems like a waste not to do something with it.