davethepear
@davethepear.bsky.social
I'm too old, fat, and tired to deal with trmp and his cult. I will not follow back anything with "Pepe the Frog" or stupid $hit coins, fuck off with that shit!. Everything has gone pear shaped and so have I!
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davethepear
@davethepear.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I guess I did this right, but it doesn't look the same. bsky.app/profile/did:...
I think I may have to runnoft and join The Knights who say, "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!" #OMontyWhereArtThou
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think I may have to runnoft and join The Knights who say, "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!" #OMontyWhereArtThou
FUCK trmp... and if you voted for him, FUCK you too.
March 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
FUCK trmp... and if you voted for him, FUCK you too.
@maddow.msnbc.com Who is "noone" and why are they above the law?!
March 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
@maddow.msnbc.com Who is "noone" and why are they above the law?!
To the Department of Education... it's been real, but people don't need no education... they don't need no thought control... no dark sarcasm in the classroom either. Oh, and no student loans or racial equality... they were responsible for that too.
March 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
To the Department of Education... it's been real, but people don't need no education... they don't need no thought control... no dark sarcasm in the classroom either. Oh, and no student loans or racial equality... they were responsible for that too.
I was at the Shawnee, KS CBOC (Veterans Community-Based Outpatient Clinic) yesterday...there was only a kiosk (they were gone last time trmp was in power) to check me in to see the one doctor in the building. maybe there were more people there, but I didn't see them, unlike early January. #FDJT
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I was at the Shawnee, KS CBOC (Veterans Community-Based Outpatient Clinic) yesterday...there was only a kiosk (they were gone last time trmp was in power) to check me in to see the one doctor in the building. maybe there were more people there, but I didn't see them, unlike early January. #FDJT
my VA doctor sent this to me: www.duffelblog.com/p/doge-says-... sounds plausible.
DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough
“Look, 22 a day just isn’t going to cut it,” said DOGE chief Elon Musk.
www.duffelblog.com
February 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
my VA doctor sent this to me: www.duffelblog.com/p/doge-says-... sounds plausible.
yeah, pretty much...
February 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
yeah, pretty much...
I am "Dave the Pear", I've been online as "Dave the Pear" for about 25 years, and my avatar (with and without fingers). It started out when a doctor said I was unhealthy because I'm pear shaped, I thought I was pear shaped because I'm unhealthy. IRL, I'm actually known as Dave the Pear... #WGAF
January 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I am "Dave the Pear", I've been online as "Dave the Pear" for about 25 years, and my avatar (with and without fingers). It started out when a doctor said I was unhealthy because I'm pear shaped, I thought I was pear shaped because I'm unhealthy. IRL, I'm actually known as Dave the Pear... #WGAF
I may have mentioned in a passive-aggressive joke this would happen... it happened. thehill.com/homenews/hou...
thehill.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I may have mentioned in a passive-aggressive joke this would happen... it happened. thehill.com/homenews/hou...
only 1450 days left... I hope it's less, a lot less.
January 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
only 1450 days left... I hope it's less, a lot less.
It's been a while since I've said this... but...
FUCK trmp! (figuratively speaking)
FUCK trmp! (figuratively speaking)
January 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's been a while since I've said this... but...
FUCK trmp! (figuratively speaking)
FUCK trmp! (figuratively speaking)
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Elmo added a new logo.
January 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Elmo added a new logo.
those trumping pricks have been whining and bitching about the cost of groceries (eggs, mainly) and gas (diesel for rollin' coal) for the last four years, while sending every spare dollar to a convicted criminal and adjudicated rapist. #FDJT
January 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
those trumping pricks have been whining and bitching about the cost of groceries (eggs, mainly) and gas (diesel for rollin' coal) for the last four years, while sending every spare dollar to a convicted criminal and adjudicated rapist. #FDJT
and to make today suck just a little more, I hear a cat jerknecking under the bed... yep, there's the smell. thank you for present! I guess I should be thankful to not step in it?
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 AM
and to make today suck just a little more, I hear a cat jerknecking under the bed... yep, there's the smell. thank you for present! I guess I should be thankful to not step in it?
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pro tip: if you said nothing when Donald Trump pardoned donors, cronies, extended family members and war criminals, then sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up about Joe Biden pardoning his own son. just put a fucking sock in it
December 2, 2024 at 12:37 AM
pro tip: if you said nothing when Donald Trump pardoned donors, cronies, extended family members and war criminals, then sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up about Joe Biden pardoning his own son. just put a fucking sock in it
well, it's 420 in the morning, sleep is overrated...
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 AM
well, it's 420 in the morning, sleep is overrated...
@angrygnome.bsky.social hi Gnome 🧙♀️
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
@angrygnome.bsky.social hi Gnome 🧙♀️
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What kind of convoluted, pretzel-brain bullshit is this?
If the US was invading Mexico, I would fully expect Mexico to use any weapons they had at their disposal.
If Russia doesn’t want to be bombed, the simple answer is to get the fuck out of Ukraine.
If the US was invading Mexico, I would fully expect Mexico to use any weapons they had at their disposal.
If Russia doesn’t want to be bombed, the simple answer is to get the fuck out of Ukraine.
November 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
What kind of convoluted, pretzel-brain bullshit is this?
If the US was invading Mexico, I would fully expect Mexico to use any weapons they had at their disposal.
If Russia doesn’t want to be bombed, the simple answer is to get the fuck out of Ukraine.
If the US was invading Mexico, I would fully expect Mexico to use any weapons they had at their disposal.
If Russia doesn’t want to be bombed, the simple answer is to get the fuck out of Ukraine.
I guess I did this right, but it doesn't look the same. bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 18, 2024 at 11:11 AM
I guess I did this right, but it doesn't look the same. bsky.app/profile/did:...
"I had more money in my pocket when trmp was in office"
yeah, me too, because I had to take out an equity loan on my house! during Biden, I paid off the loan and my credit cards. in a year or two, I'll probably be taking out another equity loan! #FUCKtrmp
yeah, me too, because I had to take out an equity loan on my house! during Biden, I paid off the loan and my credit cards. in a year or two, I'll probably be taking out another equity loan! #FUCKtrmp
November 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
"I had more money in my pocket when trmp was in office"
yeah, me too, because I had to take out an equity loan on my house! during Biden, I paid off the loan and my credit cards. in a year or two, I'll probably be taking out another equity loan! #FUCKtrmp
yeah, me too, because I had to take out an equity loan on my house! during Biden, I paid off the loan and my credit cards. in a year or two, I'll probably be taking out another equity loan! #FUCKtrmp
My voids! I've had them for 9 years today.
November 10, 2024 at 10:57 PM
My voids! I've had them for 9 years today.
this all looks kinda familiar, doesn't it?
January 30, 2024 at 5:21 PM
this all looks kinda familiar, doesn't it?