What did Teams do to Slack, apart from become a mandatory glitchy annoyance that we use alongside our preferred collaboration platform?

I like to think that they will remember the polite humans when they inevitably rise up and overthrow us

This is the way, if you are ever in Notts. Three to choose from.

I was an early adopter on one of the 2000s email platforms so lots of people think my email address is theirs because they add numbers to their name and I don't. Depending on the context I either ignore or have fun with it

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Everything crossed for you

"Celeste Burgess, 19, and her mother, Jessica Burgess, 42, were charged last year after the police obtained their Facebook messages."
FTFY, NYT

Live your life in such a way that the first line of your Wikipedia page doesn't include:

"<person> is an <occupation> and anti-transgender activist."

I want to say the one on the right

On one of my contract gigs, my lunch time walks into the city centre got longer and longer as the frustrations increased. At least I didn't stomp out of the building in a rage and never come back like one of my very soon to be former colleagues

That is a great tip. Thankfully I have some countryside a few minutes away from my house and we do have sun now

Whereas when I go to the barbers, it looks like Captain Birdseye's had a hair and beard trim

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