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Dave Nandes
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Old mandes. Not a fan of genocide. Be nice to trans people. Those shouldn’t be extreme statements.
La Brea is not good TV, but it’s the kind of not good TV I thoroughly enjoy. This premise would have made a really fun Blake Crouch novel.
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?...
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This dude is so good in everything. You love to hate him.
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
GEM app eating major shit
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Trying to convince the kids that if an Olympic skier breaks a bone they get shot like horses
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I know sports teams are like the ship of Theseus, but cup wins from last century are meaningless, let alone wins from the original 6 era.
I had a panthers fan tell me we are ALL just jealous of their 2 Stanley Cup wins.

😂😂😂

I mean — why?!?!?
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I’m watching Kandahar and it lacks the gravity to make any political points, but also lacks enough fun to make it a dad movie. Butler only has so many in him. This is a waste.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I wanted so bad to like Bulgonia, but I’m sorry that ending fucking sucks
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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A rare photo of Kid Rock in which he looks like someone who’s extremely famous in Quebec.
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Sacrilege
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m mad because Nolan got the Cyclops’ dick wrong
back in the news! (not in a good way)
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Italian gushers
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Remember when, in public, being anti-nazi was unquestionably the correct position?
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
They’re introducing a 4th trimester because of woke
January 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Herveo Plump is a George Lucas character
Our friend the Herveo Plump Toad lives in cool, moist places high in the Andean mountains of Colombia! They are a small toad, growing to just over an inch long! (photo by Carlos A. Londoño Guarnizo)
January 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Looks a little underdone tbh
Doing up a pork shoulder tonight!
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Getting all my life changes in this week to feel morally superior on the 1st.
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
No “my wife”, no Mirthmobile, no punting Baxter.
The huge box office is what makes it such a paradox. Everyone sees them, and then what? No “May the Force be with you,” no Quidditch, no MCU-like fan theorizing. Compared to the other franchises of its scale, it has weirdly little hold over the popular imagination. I repeat: “Jake Sully.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I support this for any film I need to watch with another member of my family
i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM