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dave to the k
@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i

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I wanna rock with you, but not all night.
That's unrealistic.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Pizza
Pussy
Butter
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I want everyone to find happiness. Everyone.

Just not at my expense. Still. Best of luck, What Coulda Been.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Well shit. Let's see if my body can endure this again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Tell your homies they're cute.

Your homies need to hear it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'll never be a "LOL" guy.

"hahahah" until the day I day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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"Sure dry-humping is great and all, but have you ever tried wet humping?"

- Me trying to never get invited to social gatherings ever again
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It is beard, flannel, and knit hat season.

My time has arrived.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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If you go out on a date with a man, then find out he doesn't read and can't cook, don't fuck him.

NEXT!
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Sad and horny hours are 12am - 12pm, Mon-Sat.

Only 1/2 a day on Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Thanksgiving is soon. Please consider instead of a big meal for your family, donating to your food bank, your time to local charities, or money to organizations to help the needy.

A lot of people are going to be struggling by the end of this month. Let's double down as a community. ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Why "scissoring" and not "cuntjunction"?

I'm so sorry...
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Of course I'm a "reply guy".

If you want to write and have no interaction or reply, get a fucking diary, weirdo.
September 20, 2023 at 12:03 PM
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Going to start calling my reply guys
First Respondsirs.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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There is no other like me, or you.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

This is as cute as I can muster.
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trying to grow out my hair again. It's at the stage I'd call pompadour + beaver tail mullet + Lego hair.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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we should feed everybody actually

all the time

there is no reason for anyone to be hungry and/or homeless
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood, twerk of my twerk.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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It's sad to me how many people have become comfortable with dehumanizing others and making it "ok" to wish harm.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Just wanting to add light, kindness, and love to this world.

This isn't making amends.

This isn't atonement.

This is nothing to do with a dark past.

I have been left in darkness's grasp

I have been left to cruelty's teeth

I have been left in lovelessness's icy depths.

I want to end that shit.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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there is strength in doing an inventory, there is more to it then putting the drink down
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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For the epsteinth time:

If you make excuses for/look past child predators just to maintain party lines, you're an enabler and a monster too.
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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You can’t spell better without beer and tt’s

lol that’s the one send it
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Minnesota for soliciting sex from a minor
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM