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Luke
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Hi! I'm Luke (he/him), a full stack software developer and DM's Guild Author.

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Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Happy birthday!
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This five-point meridian strike is meant to make your head burst like an overripe melon, but it turns out it only works on people who have peripheral nerve damage from chronic vitamin B12 deficiency, which everyone did at the time. If you take your multivitamins it just makes your ears ring.
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I hope you get it!
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
this is so cool!
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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If you walk away while they're talking, they make a very disappointed noise at the exact moment that you touch the loading trigger to transition to the next room, specifically timed so that it's too late to change your mind.
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM