Dark Helmet
@darkhelmetsb.bsky.social
Dark Helmet, Lord of the Schwartz, Leader of the Imperious Forces of the Spaceballs. Coffee and radar enthusiast. Parody/semi-RP comedy. Crosses the streams mercilessly.
The people saying he's got dementia...no, Herr Klown has always been this stupid and incoherent.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The people saying he's got dementia...no, Herr Klown has always been this stupid and incoherent.
He's just so stupid. So breathtakingly, profoundly, deeply stupid.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He's just so stupid. So breathtakingly, profoundly, deeply stupid.
This sounds like something from Roll For Sandwich.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This sounds like something from Roll For Sandwich.
STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE