Darkest Turkeyline
@darkest-timeline.bsky.social
This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated.
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There is no constitutionally legitimate scenario in which we are being de facto governed by the White House Deputy Chief of Staff using a half-dead president as his sock puppet. We went out of our way to amend the Constitution on precisely this point.
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There is no constitutionally legitimate scenario in which we are being de facto governed by the White House Deputy Chief of Staff using a half-dead president as his sock puppet. We went out of our way to amend the Constitution on precisely this point.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Ok, aside from the fact that this Republican just wants to jail people, I'm reading that he wants to send trespassers to deflection? Or does he mean possession *with* trespassing?
Multnomah County D.A. to Bring Criminal Charges for Failing to Complete Drug Deflection
As of now, people picked up for controlled substances aren’t charged or reported to the D.A.’s office. Nathan Vasquez wants that to change.
www.wweek.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ok, aside from the fact that this Republican just wants to jail people, I'm reading that he wants to send trespassers to deflection? Or does he mean possession *with* trespassing?
I'm insane and went to TJs before thanksgiving. I heard they had gjetost. Sold out :( But I did get a couple dozen shelf stable whipping creams.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm insane and went to TJs before thanksgiving. I heard they had gjetost. Sold out :( But I did get a couple dozen shelf stable whipping creams.
Kudos for mentioning the Structure of Scientific Revolutions. That was required reading first semester grad school and cited in everyone's thesis. This is both interesting and reassuring.
Cutting-edge research shows language is not the same as intelligence. The entire AI bubble is built on ignoring it.
Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Kudos for mentioning the Structure of Scientific Revolutions. That was required reading first semester grad school and cited in everyone's thesis. This is both interesting and reassuring.
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Attacking women's appearances to silence their voices is misogyny.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Attacking women's appearances to silence their voices is misogyny.
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
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No one ever wants a list of Jews so they can protect them.
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No one ever wants a list of Jews so they can protect them.
This is amazing.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is amazing.
This answer is so good.
Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This answer is so good.
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“The worst ten day period *so far*!”
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“The worst ten day period *so far*!”
We're living in extremely normal times.
Here's a transcript of the key exchange:
ME: You filled out a form which essentially says, ‘who delivered this threat,’ and your office wrote in ‘Donald J. Trump.’
HOULAHAN: 'The President.'
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
ME: You filled out a form which essentially says, ‘who delivered this threat,’ and your office wrote in ‘Donald J. Trump.’
HOULAHAN: 'The President.'
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We're living in extremely normal times.
Also wtf are these people doing rubbernecking? No time for video. Get out of the building! That thing is going to drop molten ceiling on you or suffocate you in 20 seconds.
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Also wtf are these people doing rubbernecking? No time for video. Get out of the building! That thing is going to drop molten ceiling on you or suffocate you in 20 seconds.
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
Since she's weirdly tagged me, let's get some things straight. I never trolled Tiana on Twitter. I blocked her almost immediately. As I did here. As I did her anonymous account here and will do with any other accounts that she creates here. I want nothing to do with her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Since she's weirdly tagged me, let's get some things straight. I never trolled Tiana on Twitter. I blocked her almost immediately. As I did here. As I did her anonymous account here and will do with any other accounts that she creates here. I want nothing to do with her.
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I increasingly believe Jordan Lewis is the best public testimony giver in the city, and it may not even be close. The absolute goat of saying whatever needs to be said to whatever feral morons are in the crowd or behind the dais
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I increasingly believe Jordan Lewis is the best public testimony giver in the city, and it may not even be close. The absolute goat of saying whatever needs to be said to whatever feral morons are in the crowd or behind the dais
Got back from WinCo because I'm celebrating free turkey season and because y'all been talking about WinCo a lot lately. Now I've got to rotate the previous year's turkey with this one and figure out a thawing situation.
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Got back from WinCo because I'm celebrating free turkey season and because y'all been talking about WinCo a lot lately. Now I've got to rotate the previous year's turkey with this one and figure out a thawing situation.
Why is this clearly blocked person not blocked? What gives?
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why is this clearly blocked person not blocked? What gives?
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It's weird to see someone tone police how one responds to being called a Nazi.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's weird to see someone tone police how one responds to being called a Nazi.
Imagine he'd said this about Charlie Kirk.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Imagine he'd said this about Charlie Kirk.
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I don’t want to hear about norms, I don’t want to hear about looking forward not back, I don’t want to hear about “bipartisanship”
I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don’t want to hear about norms, I don’t want to hear about looking forward not back, I don’t want to hear about “bipartisanship”
I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
Just an extremely normal thing to gift someone.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just an extremely normal thing to gift someone.
I had a tenured prof who turned out was molesting his daughter's babysitters, and the university president arranged for him to get a job at a different university. 🤮
THIS IS BIG
For non-academics who might not understand why:
1. Sen. Warren is still a Harvard professor so this is a call coming from inside the house
2. As a tenured law prof, Warren knows it is a VERY big deal from a labor standpoint to call on Harvard to ignore tenure. The bar for this is HIGH.
For non-academics who might not understand why:
1. Sen. Warren is still a Harvard professor so this is a call coming from inside the house
2. As a tenured law prof, Warren knows it is a VERY big deal from a labor standpoint to call on Harvard to ignore tenure. The bar for this is HIGH.
Per CNN, Elizabeth Warren is calling on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after Jeffrey Epstein's emails released last week by House Dems featured Summers making sexist comments + asking for Epstein’s romantic advice.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I had a tenured prof who turned out was molesting his daughter's babysitters, and the university president arranged for him to get a job at a different university. 🤮