Darkest Turkeyline
@darkest-timeline.bsky.social
This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated.
He means only white people.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
He means only white people.
Miller wrote this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Miller wrote this.
Maximize that surface area.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Maximize that surface area.
I make mine with a bechamel and real cheese.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I make mine with a bechamel and real cheese.
I don't need the concept of Ocampan short lifespans explained. I watched the series. The only thing I said is that it's weird. And it is. That's not a moral or ethical declaration. I think the writers thought they were coming up with a provocative concept and instead painted themselves into a corner
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I don't need the concept of Ocampan short lifespans explained. I watched the series. The only thing I said is that it's weird. And it is. That's not a moral or ethical declaration. I think the writers thought they were coming up with a provocative concept and instead painted themselves into a corner
I said it was weird, and now you're making it weirder.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I said it was weird, and now you're making it weirder.
Which still means he's dating a two year old.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Which still means he's dating a two year old.
You can use oysters if you cook them first.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You can use oysters if you cook them first.
Sounds about right. I don't follow many Germans, but I do get the occasional German post in discovery - same settings.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sounds about right. I don't follow many Germans, but I do get the occasional German post in discovery - same settings.
There's a content language preference in settings, and you can set more than one language.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There's a content language preference in settings, and you can set more than one language.
My kids are adults, so the same way I talk to everyone else.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My kids are adults, so the same way I talk to everyone else.
Congratulations! A week shy of a year, here.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Congratulations! A week shy of a year, here.
Funny part is I'm from the Midwest. But we had it at our family gathering.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Funny part is I'm from the Midwest. But we had it at our family gathering.
I love oyster stuffing, but I find myself increasingly alone in this preference.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I love oyster stuffing, but I find myself increasingly alone in this preference.
I think that's his only good suggestion here. It's essentially being obviously high and then caught with possession.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I think that's his only good suggestion here. It's essentially being obviously high and then caught with possession.
Ok, but the Ocampan girlfriend thing was still weird, right?
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ok, but the Ocampan girlfriend thing was still weird, right?
The paint chips have been around for a while. I don't think they got tastier.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The paint chips have been around for a while. I don't think they got tastier.
You're not going to convince anyone to vote pragmatically by lecturing them. Trust me, I've tried. That said, here's a breakdown of where those votes came from:
Voter turnout, 2020-2024
Overall and across most demographic groups, Trump’s 2020 voters turned out at higher rates in 2024 than Biden’s did, a Pew Research Center analysis shows.
www.pewresearch.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You're not going to convince anyone to vote pragmatically by lecturing them. Trust me, I've tried. That said, here's a breakdown of where those votes came from:
Reagan already stole a couple years from us, but I guess we forgot. Blame the leaded gas.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reagan already stole a couple years from us, but I guess we forgot. Blame the leaded gas.
When I went on the Internet, I said I was voting for Harris. Blaming a party of less than 90,000 members nationwide that didn't even endorse a candidate is pretty weird. WaPo lost more readers for not endorsing, and nobody blames them. I blame Trump voters for Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When I went on the Internet, I said I was voting for Harris. Blaming a party of less than 90,000 members nationwide that didn't even endorse a candidate is pretty weird. WaPo lost more readers for not endorsing, and nobody blames them. I blame Trump voters for Trump.
Being ruined by a billionaire, apparently.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Being ruined by a billionaire, apparently.
What a winner.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What a winner.