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The Dark Dossier (Parody) @darkdossier.bsky.social · 9d
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
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Heading into the weekend riding that blue wave energy — am I right, #AOC? 🌊💙 Let’s keep the momentum going!

#BlueWave #AOC #USPolitics #ProgressivePower #Trending #ElectionEnergy #DemocracyInAction
simplyskye.bsky.social Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 2d
Heading into the weekend with that blue wave election energy — am I right #AOC
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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AOC is a true leader and a real American ❤️ Standing up for the people, values, and democracy every step of the way. #AOC #Leadership #Democracy #TrueAmerican #Politics #Trending
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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After the Epstein revelations, Prince Andrew faces the ultimate fallout 😳—stripped of titles & kicked out of royal residence! 👑💥 Even royalty can’t escape accountability. #PrinceAndrew #KingCharles #EpsteinFiles #RoyalDrama #Justice #BreakingNews #TrendingNow
vaultoftruth.bsky.social Vault of Truth (Parody @vaultoftruth.bsky.social · 9d
After the Epstein revelations, Prince Andrew faces the ultimate fallout 😳—stripped of titles and moved out of royal residence. Even royalty can’t escape accountability! 👑💥
#PrinceAndrew #KingCharles #EpsteinFiles #RoyalDrama #BreakingNews #TrendingNow #ViralNews #Accountability #Justice #WatchThis
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
darkdossier.bsky.social
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
darkdossier.bsky.social
Epstein files drop again 😱—Elon Musk’s shocking connection revealed, and a clash with Trump could cost him? The third batch of records is stirring major controversy! ⚡
#EpsteinFiles #ElonMusk #Trump #BreakingNews #ViralNews #TrendingNow #PoliticalDrama #HouseDemocrats #WatchThis #Controversy
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
darkdossier.bsky.social
The White House stands as one of America’s most documented landmarks—thankfully so. We’ll need every record and photo when it’s time to restore the East Wing to its historic form. 🏛️ #WhiteHouse #History

#Preservation #USPolitics #Democracy #HistoricRestoration #CivicWatch #Transparency
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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New insider testimony connected to the #Epstein network raises fresh questions about high-profile figures and their past ties. The truth continues to unfold. 👀 #EpsteinFiles #BreakingNews #Accountability #USPolitics #ViralNews
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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New Epstein revelations are casting long shadows over the royal palace — like cracks creeping through centuries-old stone. Pressure on Prince Andrew and the monarchy keeps rising. 👑

#PrinceAndrew #EpsteinFiles #RoyalFamily #BreakingNews #UKNews #Monarchy #ViralNews #Scandal #Accountability
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Major headlines: Chicago’s mayor urges a general strike, claims of “paid protesters” are challenged, new Epstein details emerge, and Speaker Mike Johnson faces tough questions on Sunday TV. 🗞️
#BreakingNews #USPolitics #Chicago #EpsteinFiles #MikeJohnson #NewsUpdate #TruthMatters
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Buckingham Palace has announced that Prince Andrew will step back from official royal duties, following renewed public attention on past associations. 👑

#BreakingNews #RoyalFamily #PrinceAndrew #UKNews #PalaceStatement #GlobalUpdate
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Calls are rising for Prince Andrew — and his ex-wife — to consider stepping back amid fresh Epstein revelations. A royal expert even suggested he might leave the country as scrutiny intensifies and investigations continue. 🏛️🔍

#PrinceAndrew #Epstein #RoyalNews #UKNews #Transparency #BreakingNews
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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It’s frustrating to see leaders prioritize power struggles over protecting people and supporting those who serve. Accountability and integrity should come first. #Accountability #Leadership #PublicTrust
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
darkdossier.bsky.social
Reports claim Speaker Mike Johnson is delaying the swearing-in of Arizona’s Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva — a move some say could stall key document releases. Why the delay? The public deserves full transparency.

#TransparencyNow #AccountabilityMatters #PublicRightToKnow #TruthOverPower #JusticeForAll
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Many still question how power and accountability intersect in the Epstein case — and whether influential figures will ever face full transparency. ⚖️

#Accountability #Transparency #JusticeForAll #Investigation #PublicRightToKnow #ViralNews #TrendingNow
notyournegro.blacksky.app Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · Oct 11
I think it’s safe to say that all of the powerful white men are on the list. We all know Epstein set up a honey trap so he could spy on and blackmail them.

Who would hold the most powerful white men in the world accountable?
scotnational.bsky.social The National @scotnational.bsky.social · Oct 11
Tony Blair met with the convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in London during his time as prime minister, it has emerged
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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EPSTEIN FILES 💥 It’s time — release them now. No more cover-ups. #EpsteinFiles #Truth #Accountability
October 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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A nationwide call for awareness on 10/18/25 — stand for democracy, humanity, education, science, and truth. ✊
anti-fascism | anti-hate | anti-stupidity | anti-quackery | anti-distraction
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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📢 Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks with Trump — calling to release the full Epstein files and preserve healthcare subsidies for Americans. A rare moment of transparency in a GOP ruled by fear and silence.

#EpsteinFiles #MTG #TransparencyNow #PoliticsToday #Accountability #BreakingNews
theintellectualist.bsky.social The Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · Oct 10
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is now pushing to preserve health-care subsidies for Americans and to release the full Epstein files—breaking with Trump as she calls for transparency in a party constrained by secrecy and fear of its leader.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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It’s official: there are more marble statues of old men in the House than Republican members! If they could talk: What are the Epstein files? Why haven’t you worked in 20 days?
🏛️💀

#USPolitics #Congress #EpsteinFiles #Satire #BreakingNews
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM