Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.
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Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
· Sep 30
JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
I bet JD Vance is going to call him Hitler again to get the spark back.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I bet JD Vance is going to call him Hitler again to get the spark back.
Zach and Dan discuss Squid Game: The Challenge on this week’s bonus episode of My New Thing!
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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Zach and Dan discuss Squid Game: The Challenge on this week’s bonus episode of My New Thing!
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Yes, I do spend a lot of time thinking about big jugs. Big jugs of distilled water for my CPAP machine!!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yes, I do spend a lot of time thinking about big jugs. Big jugs of distilled water for my CPAP machine!!!
Just renewed my health insurance for 2026!
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just renewed my health insurance for 2026!
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I miss the good old days of theater. Like Shakespeare's time. Back when a man was a man and a woman was also a man.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I miss the good old days of theater. Like Shakespeare's time. Back when a man was a man and a woman was also a man.
Had a blast replacing — I mean briefly filling in for — the president @jlcauvin.bsky.social on Making Podcasts Great Again! Jay and I riffed on everything happening in the world.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Had a blast replacing — I mean briefly filling in for — the president @jlcauvin.bsky.social on Making Podcasts Great Again! Jay and I riffed on everything happening in the world.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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wednesday at 7 i'm back at we have fun with @danwilbur.bsky.social and @zachsims.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wednesday at 7 i'm back at we have fun with @danwilbur.bsky.social and @zachsims.bsky.social
15-year-old girls need to start saying racist stuff on a text thread so Republicans finally see them as “just kids.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
15-year-old girls need to start saying racist stuff on a text thread so Republicans finally see them as “just kids.”
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
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November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
JD Vance reacts to the release of the Epstein Emails.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
JD Vance reacts to the release of the Epstein Emails.
Fun idea for a standup show: everyone gets to go on early so they can get to another spot. We all show up late. Show’s 14 minutes long.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Fun idea for a standup show: everyone gets to go on early so they can get to another spot. We all show up late. Show’s 14 minutes long.
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JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JD Vance responds to Josh Shapiro about turning his back on Appalachia.
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
The government shutdown was painful for many people but at least we all got… we got the… there was talk about healthcare… and when the Republicans want to take more stuff… uh… they can?
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The government shutdown was painful for many people but at least we all got… we got the… there was talk about healthcare… and when the Republicans want to take more stuff… uh… they can?
Democrats: we will not budge on our ask for you to extend the ACA subsidies.
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Democrats: we will not budge on our ask for you to extend the ACA subsidies.
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
Republicans: No.
Democrats: OK, whatever works!
Ordered a Switch 2 on Temu and they sent a PalmPilot with Mario stickers on it??
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ordered a Switch 2 on Temu and they sent a PalmPilot with Mario stickers on it??
I studied Ancient Greek in college and I sometimes think I should be writing “smarter” comedy but then I remember that dressing like a giant cock and humping the stool is exactly what Aristophanes would want.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I studied Ancient Greek in college and I sometimes think I should be writing “smarter” comedy but then I remember that dressing like a giant cock and humping the stool is exactly what Aristophanes would want.
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We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We had the great @arielcomedy.bsky.social on today’s podcast to talk about Welcome To Plathville and that time someone threw a beer at her while she was performing.
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social
Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean it’s good life advice!
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean it’s good life advice!
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Suck me off at the Brooklyn Zoo”??