Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy.
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Dan Wilbur
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· Sep 30
JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
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Every accusation is a confession.
The JD Vance team flagged my TikToks for impersonation and had my account banned for making fun of him in a doughnut shop.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Every accusation is a confession.
JD Vance puts Donald Trump down for a nap so he stops falling asleep during cabinet meetings.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
JD Vance puts Donald Trump down for a nap so he stops falling asleep during cabinet meetings.
JD Vance stages intervention for Pete Hegseth after Venezuelan boat strikes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
JD Vance stages intervention for Pete Hegseth after Venezuelan boat strikes.
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Happy Thanksgiving from Vice President JD Vance! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Vice President JD Vance! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
I saw my D.A.R.E. instructor at Target and he was like "what are you doing now?" and I said: "drugs!"
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I saw my D.A.R.E. instructor at Target and he was like "what are you doing now?" and I said: "drugs!"
He’s dropping a new slur every time a war crime comes to light the same way they decide when to bring back the McRib
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He’s dropping a new slur every time a war crime comes to light the same way they decide when to bring back the McRib
A Thanksgiving Miracle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A Thanksgiving Miracle.
The main reason JD Vance is a racist is because he only points out a violent person’s race when they’re not white. The guy who shot his close friend was a “leftwing lunatic” who “knew a trans person” but I don’t remember him saying anything negative about his white MAGA household.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The main reason JD Vance is a racist is because he only points out a violent person’s race when they’re not white. The guy who shot his close friend was a “leftwing lunatic” who “knew a trans person” but I don’t remember him saying anything negative about his white MAGA household.
Happy Thanksgiving from Vice President JD Vance! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Vice President JD Vance! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
What’s the best way to cook for yourself? @alisonleiby.bsky.social has the answer! @zachsims.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What’s the best way to cook for yourself? @alisonleiby.bsky.social has the answer! @zachsims.bsky.social
We had a great time talking to Alison Leiby about soup on My New Thing!
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We had a great time talking to Alison Leiby about soup on My New Thing!
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social
Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social
I bet JD Vance is going to call him Hitler again to get the spark back.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I bet JD Vance is going to call him Hitler again to get the spark back.
Zach and Dan discuss Squid Game: The Challenge on this week’s bonus episode of My New Thing!
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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Zach and Dan discuss Squid Game: The Challenge on this week’s bonus episode of My New Thing!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Yes, I do spend a lot of time thinking about big jugs. Big jugs of distilled water for my CPAP machine!!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yes, I do spend a lot of time thinking about big jugs. Big jugs of distilled water for my CPAP machine!!!
Just renewed my health insurance for 2026!
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just renewed my health insurance for 2026!
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I miss the good old days of theater. Like Shakespeare's time. Back when a man was a man and a woman was also a man.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I miss the good old days of theater. Like Shakespeare's time. Back when a man was a man and a woman was also a man.
Had a blast replacing — I mean briefly filling in for — the president @jlcauvin.bsky.social on Making Podcasts Great Again! Jay and I riffed on everything happening in the world.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Had a blast replacing — I mean briefly filling in for — the president @jlcauvin.bsky.social on Making Podcasts Great Again! Jay and I riffed on everything happening in the world.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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wednesday at 7 i'm back at we have fun with @danwilbur.bsky.social and @zachsims.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wednesday at 7 i'm back at we have fun with @danwilbur.bsky.social and @zachsims.bsky.social
15-year-old girls need to start saying racist stuff on a text thread so Republicans finally see them as “just kids.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
15-year-old girls need to start saying racist stuff on a text thread so Republicans finally see them as “just kids.”
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Had a great time with @mattkoff.bsky.social on this week’s podcast! Check out My New Thing!
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November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM