Dan Wilbur
@danwilbur.bsky.social
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My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a “great way of ruining things for people.” Now I do comedy. https://linktr.ee/danwilbur
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JD Vance does a blind taste test of his favorite drink, mayonnaise.
We need the National Guard to come to NYC and help the police look at their phones in the subway
“Must be the weather that’s bumming me out.” he said and he unwrapped his 6th Reese’s cup
BOTH sides need to tone down the rhetoric! You can’t call Obama a Nazi for trying to give people health care and then expect people not to call you a Nazi when you do a bunch of stuff the Nazis did.
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JD Vance spends the government shutdown shopping for couches. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
Big thank you to Jack Adam for filming this!
JD Vance spends the government shutdown shopping for couches. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
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Who's this 'With' character, and why are they always holding my father's approval?
This week, we talk to the hilarious Natasha Vaynblat about lucid dreaming.

Check out My New Thing wherever you get your podcasts! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @natashavaynblat.bsky.social @zachsims.bsky.social
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Mom: “Maybe they could give you a job!”
#fbf I posted this on Wednesday! It’s good.
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
#tbt yesterday when I posted this
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
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The literal reading of this statement is Pam Bondi is planning extrajudicial executions of random protesters.
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
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An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
An animated joke about my favorite video game, NBA Jam!

Animated by @jimtews.com
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Trump's gambit is going to blow up in his face when everyone finds out he flew on Earhart's plane too
We spoke to Carmen Lagala this week about exploring abandoned places but paused to also discuss bumper stickers!

Listen to My New Thing!

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They’re going to throw him out of the military
We’re back this month in Huntington, NY with Mark Normand! Come see live comedy Tuesday, October 21st at 8:00 PM

m.bpt.me/event/6724053
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Adopting a dog with a quirk
The Department of War is going to spend $1 billion making sure every general’s phone is set to military time instead of the “12-hour cuck clock”
Adopting a dog with a quirk
I know Tylenol sales are going to spike this tax season because everyone in this country can only half remember what was said on the news.
The Department of War is going to spend $1 billion making sure every general’s phone is set to military time instead of the “12-hour cuck clock”