as my therapist told me, and as life proved, it helps to do something a bit different around the holidays after a loss. Starting a new tradition that, for now, for a little while, fills the hole of those no longer there. And tell the funniest stories you can think of.

matching the pope hat with the giant suit would get a few people back in the pews

no, I'm pretty certain you know to shut the fuck up after a certain point, haha

I think I learned it when that movie came out. Whatever you do, do not search for it on here because then you'll get a visual explainer.

It’s not your fault! It was sold as a luxury feature and then became the norm for a lot of carmakers. A brightness race to the bottom (of the ditches we careen into)

I’d run on this platform myself, if only there were a way to blanket-NDA a few schools, bars, and neighborhoods.

And I just remembered that after we bought a car, our first, I got real worried that the headlights would be the dickishly glaring ones but we dodged that bullet. A scourge.

You’ve got my vote, and my crowbar, with which to break some lights. I have a spare.

I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”

“gram slam” means he’ll charm all the old ladies too

yep, he voted to censure Tlaib, opposed congestion pricing, and joined R's to lessen restrictions on DC police, among other things. Haven't heard from him much on issues actually affecting us in the region.

kinda like when I almost got kicked out of a Phish show for smoking weed