Oh they're *scared* scared.

Putting it on a gun store seems...untoward. Like, you'd get a permaban if you posted a similar looking photoshop as a joke in the days after his passing.

Those books certainly took a turn after the first two.

Remember being excited about new tech?

*looks up word* OH FERFUXAKE!

Some clever netizen called Ben "Rowsdower's catamite", which is a wonderful turn of phrase.

NGL, I thought My Dinner With Andre starred him and Andre the Giant for an embarrassing length of time. I've never seen it (obviously), but I'm gonna posit that the version in my head would have been the superior film.

That combined with folks behind us at the grocery store having really loud opinions about what we were trying to buy with food stamps really crystalized my disgust with conservatives and their repugnant ideology. Seeing it all brought to the forefront again just makes me want to punch the world.

I still have your "Eel Facts" ditty with the accompanying cheerleader animation stuck in my head. It pops up on an almost daily basis.

And of course, obviously, it's playing on repeat now.

...You can get eel facts. Go to eelfacts.net...

You've uncovered the true talent most artists have, perseverance. There are very few savants.

Just what we need...even more emotionally immature billionaires.

I did something similar but between a lemon and a juicer. The prompt was "juicy". I make no - no wait, scratch that - several apologies.

Did its job so well that the kind of movie it was lampooning just stopped being made shortly thereafter.

"Little bastard shot me in the ass!" 😆

1408 and The Skeleton Key.