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it’s too late I’ve ruined it
[monday morning]
Bernie Taupin: you made the princess diana one sound exactly like the marilyn monroe one you piece of shit
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
from sundowner to cum towner
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
E pluribus umad?
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
dan mentos
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November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
glad to help, doctor
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hi catbus, Name field should be _atproto
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
hey man I know it’s late but things are winding down over here and you’re welcome to swing by
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ponch and Jon’s on-screen behavior was often bizarre and outlandish
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I mean it’s a valid question
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Do you happen to have access to an ostrich egg? because I have an idea for the center
keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
as a bay area poindexter, thank you for being an ally
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
consequences will never be the same
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
can i say something without everyone getting mad
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
STRANGER: Thanks for asking — I'm pre-AI.

SURVIVALIST: are you sure

STRANGER: 🚀 I'm 100% sure!

SURVIVALIST: *brandishes weapon*
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Look for the (hamburger) helpers
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM